Senile

When your great-aunt wipes her ass with 50 dollar bills, but eats cat food because she can't find her god damn CPP cheque.

"Chef's Dinner is on for 48 cents at the Zellers!"

"We were talking about my college fund Aunt Margaret"

"Friskies! At the Zellers!"

*mutters* "Hurry up and die ya senile old hag"

by JustAnotherAsshole July 24, 2011

scilence

When more than one person occupy the same room saying nothing, but are thinking about science.

She and I just sat there in scilence. I was staring at her legs, saying nothing, but thinking about that data I collected earlier that day.

by electricsheepdog September 10, 2010

sevil

a combination of sexy and evil; used to describe a picture, movie, person, etc.

girl #1: did you see that pic of nat wolff on wolff-fans.com?
girl #2: yeah! he looked so sevil
girl #1: i kno rite? hes so cute

by natwolffsgirl May 19, 2008

semillon

Half a hard on (erection). Semi-on. Half mongrel. Pronounced like the white wine grape

I can't go out with this semillon, I'll have to wait a bit.

by badpuppy September 26, 2005

scilent

When some stupid idiot spells silent wrong...

They are such an idiot because the c is nowhere near the i on a qwerty keyboard.

Dude1: Hey!
Dude1: Hello?
Dude1: dude your very scilent.
Dude2: Lmao your an idiot you cant even spell silent!

by Holyehsauce March 5, 2009

secily

someone who loves drinking, esspecially in milwaukee.

that's secily, oh, so you mean blacked out to the point of absentrocity?

by mke May 21, 2006

secular pleasures

drinking and fucking

Church is okay, but G-Zuss just can't compete with secular pleasures.

by Stricker van Gogh June 11, 2003