dick smuggler

Someone who is adept at hiding a cock in his anal cavity, as if to smuggle it across a guarded border undetected.

You greasy faggot! If I had a cock full of drugs coming in from Colombia, I'd use your ass to get it into the country, you dick smuggler!

by Silence March 28, 2003

Grape-Smugglers

Definition: A tight piece of clothing for the lower body (usually a speedo) that clearly displays the male genetalia.

Derivation: From the stealing of vintage grapes in the vinyards of France. Theives would steal grapes in their pockets.

That dirty shitehawk with the Skank ho bitch whore is wearing grape-smugglers.

by THOR October 15, 2004

smuggler's notch

A sexual maneuver requiring the insertion of a man's nose into a woman's gaping rectum after anal sex.

I finally got Melissa to let me bang her up the ass, then I found smuggler's notch.

by BubbRubb November 23, 2007

tunnel smuggler

one who enjoys DP with a foreign object.

"I didn't realize your Mom was a tunnel smuggler until she stuck a zucchini into her fat rabbit alongside my giant member whilst i was banging her on your bunk bed, bitch.

by theswan August 24, 2007

tot-smuggler

One who surreptitiously fondles another's testicles while they are sleeping.

Huh?! Dude, get your hands off me you tot-smuggler!

by Yayahooray August 12, 2008

Tarantula Smuggler

Tarantula Smuggler is a woman who doesn't groom,but still wears short shorts or bikini bottoms and her pubes are busting out the sides.

Mrs.Peabody was at beach and didn't realize her pubes were exploding out of the crotch area of here bathing suit....looked like she was smuggling tarantulas aka a Tarantula Smuggler!

by TWrecks September 19, 2009

midget smuggler

A girl who posseses a huge and nice ass so it looks like as she was smuggling a pair of midgets in her back pockets

daaaayyyumm! look at that girl booty she is definately a midget smuggler in line for

by hugizzzzi March 25, 2010