Scotsman's scarf

The act of taking a long shit and wrapping it around somebody's neck for warmth. Most likely to occur in Cumnock (Ayrshire) or similar towns, where people can often be found sleeping on the street after a heavy night and somebody thought it would be funny/helpful to commit this act on them.

Hey Ewan, look at wee Angus sleeping in that doorway
Aye, he's had a few too many
Let's give him a Scotsman's scarf before he catches pneumonia

by mackemsam August 17, 2016

Scosa

A random word used in Philadelphia that sounds cool

Yo scosa, you coming over tonight?

by Bigphilly123 October 8, 2019

Sam Scot

Have you ever met anyone this polite? The answer is no. If you say yes you’re lying. Very reserved but can suddenly become very sassy

A: you know Sam Scot?

B: oh yeah, he seems really chill but apparently he’s ripped

by holdmybeansplz May 5, 2019

Pork Scotch walk

The slowest walking speed possible. Only fat old security guards with short stumpy legs can achieve this incredibly slow rate of movement. Given a headwind and a hangover the Pork Scotch walk can compete with continental drift for lack of swiftness.

Is that fat guy sleeping on his feet?

No he's on his way to work. He's so old and flabby he can't go any faster than a Pork Scotch walk.

by by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle August 16, 2009

Scotching

What Pork Scotch does all day long and never gets bored doing it. This detestable activity includes wearing silly shorts you've no right to wear when you're well into your 60s, rattling bunches of keys because it makes you feel important, going out with ugly goofy old women, driving a ridiculous half-car, wearing snot-yellow coats because you're terrified of a drop of rain, listening to gay South African music and most importantly having a barbecue at least once a day in the Summer.

What's Pork Scotch up to today?

Surprisingly enough he's doing some Scotching.

Doesn't he ever get bored of it?

Nope. The tedious old twat has nothing better to do.

by flappy dickwad August 20, 2009

scosh

A hair less than a smidgen.

Nick could you turn my amp down a scosh?

by juanica November 2, 2010

Sconser

(noun) A person who looks around when talking to you, to see if there's anyone more interesting about.

shoulder surfing

From Douglas Adams' (of Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy fame) book 'The Meaning of Liff'

Adrian is such a sconser, he was checking out my sister the entire time we were talking...

by thomas callan July 26, 2006