Noun; A statement that is hard to tell whether it’s a joke or not, and if you ask, you’ll end up feeling either guilty or stupid.
Example: “What if Springtrap was actually William Afton after he died in the Spring Bonnie suit?”
“You’ve just made Schrödinger’s Joke.”
“You’ve just made Schrödinger’s Joke.”
by Kirby? August 18, 2022
Get the Schrödinger’s Joke mug.A person who posts or says things (usually in reaction to something they know nothing about) in an attempt to seem smart and decides whether they were correct based on the consensus of people around them.
Guy: holy shit social media is full of schrödinger’s smartasses.
Bruh: what do you mean?
Rando nigga: people who try to be smart but only keep saying shit if people agree with them, bunch of pussies really.
Guy: yeah, what he said.
Bruh: what do you mean?
Rando nigga: people who try to be smart but only keep saying shit if people agree with them, bunch of pussies really.
Guy: yeah, what he said.
by Don't pre order April 4, 2020
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by Ur_Mom_Gae May 13, 2020
Get the Schrödinger’s Closet mug.Mostly used in reference with anime characters of typically traditional feminine traits, specifically wearing the clothing apparel known as skirts. This term implies that no one knows what is under the skirt and whatever is under the skirt is the observer's choice, implying the aforementioned anime character might be a femboy or an actual girl, or perhaps an all devouring eldritch being. This term was arguably first used by semi-popular American/Serbian YouTuber LivingIronicallyInEurope, in reference to his YouTube account's PFP.
John: Man, hentai's so confusing nowadays, you never know who's a girl and who's a boy.
Rohn: I know, everyone's wearing a Schrödinger's skirt.
Rohn: I know, everyone's wearing a Schrödinger's skirt.
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Get the Schrödinger’s Bitch mug.A project plan which is loose and high level with no constraints on the client while simultaneously highly detailed and precise.
“Claire, you can’t be prescriptive with the timeframes for the client but you need a precise plan including every task with defined resources and dates”
"You mean you want Schrödinger's Gantt?"
"You mean you want Schrödinger's Gantt?"
by Talgarthe May 7, 2021
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Schrödinger's Trap is a person that unless directly asked you cannot be certain of their sex as it can change as the story progresses.
Schrödinger's Trap is a person that unless directly asked you cannot be certain of their sex as it can change as the story progresses.
"Is Ruka Urushibara from Steins;Gate a guy or a chick?"
"Both and neither, a Schrödinger's Trap. Rintarou fell for it."
or SPOILER for Tengoku Daimakyou
"Have you seen Tengoku Daimakyou? Kiruko's a flippin' dude inside!"
"Yeah, never would have guessed it, another Schrödinger's Trap."
"Both and neither, a Schrödinger's Trap. Rintarou fell for it."
or SPOILER for Tengoku Daimakyou
"Have you seen Tengoku Daimakyou? Kiruko's a flippin' dude inside!"
"Yeah, never would have guessed it, another Schrödinger's Trap."
by SidloCZ May 8, 2023
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