by FEDERICO November 18, 2004
School: Segregating Classes Hosted by Odd Obese Lawers. After the Medieval Era ended, the last few surviving demons fled to a continent that would later on be called a sovereign nation (America). As the years passed, the demons began to call themselves "poloticians" (Paranoid Obese Lethargic Organic Telepaths In Cheap Imputive suits Answering by Nincompoop Shitheads) and came up with many hellish ideas. One of these was the S.C.H.O.O.L. Of course no one realized the full effect that this "hell in a building" idea would do. So it is up to the "Dropouts" (Dangerous Rebels Outing Poloticians Under Tyranus Schools) to destroy Schools forever...
by ro91 November 26, 2005
A school is somewhere you learn... Learn...yeah right like half of those who finished that awful place even learned how to brush they're own teeth...
by ingrid July 14, 2004
A place that the government forces you to go to to learn. It is usually very boring and hard and they give you dumb assignments to work on outside of school. If you ditch school you get in trouble.
A good way to remember how to spell it is "School is not cool so it does not have the word cool in it, it is SCHOOL NOT SHCOOL!"
A good way to remember how to spell it is "School is not cool so it does not have the word cool in it, it is SCHOOL NOT SHCOOL!"
Kid: EWW I have to go to school tomorrow at 7am!
Another kid: Just ditch with me!
Kid: Nah I can't, I have a math test dude!
Another kid: Just ditch with me!
Kid: Nah I can't, I have a math test dude!
by Jeweliepop February 14, 2009
by PHILRYABKIN March 25, 2009
A shitty place where they teach you useless crap which you'll probably forget by the time you're an adult, and I'm not even mentioning that it also fucks up the social life of many students and that its one of main causes of teen suicide worldwide
(school)
Teacher: What is the smallest town in Russia?
Student: How is this going to help us in our future?
Teacher: That's it you just gained yourself a detention!
Student: Why?!
Teacher: Another detention!
Student: FUCK! D:<
Teacher: What is the smallest town in Russia?
Student: How is this going to help us in our future?
Teacher: That's it you just gained yourself a detention!
Student: Why?!
Teacher: Another detention!
Student: FUCK! D:<
by sos4a August 12, 2009