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by Mylopylo November 28, 2016
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School is a torture chamber within a large facility that is known as a "city". A city exists to trap us within a false society because in reality, we're all imprisoned in asylums from being driven insane by the revelation of something that should have been common knowledge.
Guy 1: Hey where did my brother go?
Guy 2: He was sent to school because he apparently didn't know that people die when they get killed.
by Xesthan March 11, 2014
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Six
Crappy
Hours
Of
Our
Lives
Student 1: I hate school!
Student 2: Bitch don't even get me started
by JadaJ December 28, 2015
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Student 1: Hey Michael, in school today we-
Student 2: stop. busy burning in hell by this whack ass teacher who jacks off to half the kids in this class and lives alone with 12 cats who can barely pay rent and takes his anger out on us.
by stubbyelm.png September 9, 2020
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Possibly the worst thing in the world, it resembles a prison that prevents you from going home until they say. The guards that call themselves ‘teachers’ like to pretend they care about our mental health and learning experience. Parents around the globe have been fooled by these guards that limit children’s freedom.
Child: do I have to go to school? It’s torture!

Mum: don’t make such a fuss
Child: but they assign us stressful homework and then say they care about our wellbeing!

Mum: oh hush, it’s not that bad. We didn’t complain when I was at school
by Eevee😚✌️ March 9, 2021
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a place where you spend 15 years of your life gobbling down the whole world.The past,present and the future and finally everything ends up in the toilet bowl.
chow down geography,history,science,maths,economics and bla bla bla
by einnix January 27, 2004
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place to take kids of the streets, put down their spirits, load with useless work, and so on...
Haha now kids will be off the streats withe the school and homework!
by andrewlk September 17, 2006
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