Salty Schaeffer

using your or someone else's jizz for shaving cream and then shaving.

Man! That guy could really use a salty schaeffer.

by Clevelandsteamer? March 22, 2011

mrs schaefer

my teacher, she is very hot but teaches like shit. on a scale from 1-10 niggas i rate mrs schaefer a surprisingly 10/10 niggas

DAMNN bro did you see mrs schaefer today she thick asf

by childtoucher6423 June 28, 2020

caleb schaffer

A hot guy with a massive cock named shawn. Best fortnite player in the world. Takes no Ls. Nick name Is leb and he is not a FN

Caleb Schaffer is not a FN

by Dev Dawgs Father December 29, 2021

Hunter Schafer

Hunter Schafer is a god of acting. Hunter Schafer is hot! Hunter Schafer is the best person on this earth🤞🏻

Hunter Schafer is currently dating Dominic Fike, I will stab the hell out of Dominic Fike ❤️❤️

by hunterschaferishot February 12, 2022

Max Schafer

The man
Plays Dark Souls
Gets no wenches

Max Schafer gets no bitches

by ScaryBigRobot April 12, 2022

austin schaefer

A small hairless child who looks normal by day. But when night comes around austin schaefer strips down to nothing but undwrwear and crawls out of his window. He scurries around in the night looking for open windows and unlocked doors. Once he finds an enterance into your home he dashes through the shaddows looking for his pray. After he finds you he scratches at your walls. Until you wake. He then eats you limb by limb until your nothing but a head. No one suspects him. No one knows of his secret. Except for you who is reading this. No one has ever caught him, no one has lived to tell his tale. And if you see him you wont live to speak of it. How do i know of this story??? Well i AM austin schaefer. I now have your ip adress. I am now tracking your computer. I will soon find your address and you shall be my next target. Good luck.

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OH MY HOD DID YOU HEAR AUSTIN SCHAEFER LAST NIGHT?!?! He was in my house!!

by Wiwbabycunny July 28, 2014

Schaefer

Derived from chafe, also encompasses being completely fabulous, ridiculous, openly sexual, and the best person in the world.

Schaefers include...
1) Aly - most fabulous
2) Kaila - most poopy
3) Mah - most butt rubby
4) Popz- most likely to make sexual inuendos

"Wow man, you chillin with that schaefer?"
"f'realz, we be schaefin it up at her place"

by Ms. New Booty. May 17, 2006