scandalastic

To be fantastic and scandalous simultaneously.
To exhibit qualities of scandalousness while remaining utterly fantastic.

Ooh! That Tasty Fish is scandalastic!!!
Cuck Woolery.

by Bryassica Salorter June 18, 2007

scandalastic

A word used to describe something that exhibits qualities of a fantastic scandal.

The way Jess made Danny believe that she wanted to go out for donuts with him was just scandalastic.

by Bryan & Jess June 26, 2007

sandy handle

Used to describe the condition of the male phallus after using it to dig post holes or, more commonly, after spending time at the beach.

Dude! I totally pushed her stool in with my sandy handle yesterday!

by My Cancer has AIDS April 27, 2014

SandyMcTaint

During sexual intercourse, someone simply applys a jam or a spread to the gooch. Most commonly, goat cheese and chives spread. After this takes place, the cheesmonger (the personnel laying down the pipe) will consume the meal on ones taint.

Last night she let me partake in the activity SandyMcTaint on her gooch.

by Corn nut Cheney March 8, 2018

Southern Sandy

After a long day rolling around at the beach, your lady friend gives you a dry hand job with the sand found in your shorts.

Sandra gave Patrick a surprise Southern Sandy after a day frolicking on the beach.

by Klausquatch May 6, 2014

Dirty sandy

Getting your hand wet dipping it in sand then jerking off your man

Dude I heard Taylor gave Brian a dirty sandy at the basketball game.

by Plebcicle February 24, 2017

officer's candy

1. United States Navy term used by sailors to describe the scented cake placed in urinals.

1. I pissed on the officer's candy.

by Buttfuckme September 18, 2018