Sneef

The act of sneezing and queefing simultaneously.

I was sitting on my porch outside when all of a sudden I let out a sneef.

by livelafluv88 April 15, 2015

Seef

1. An abbreviation of Josephus (Josephus Flavius Jewish historian and mathematician, born AD 37)

2. All round clever person

3. A real bro - see Brosephus

Wow - how did he know that? He is a real Seef!

Well, he is no Einstein but he is a real Seef

Dude, relax, you can depend on him - he is a real Seef

by Sergeant Asparagus February 3, 2010

skeef

To slyly and jokingly steal from another person (most likely a friend) just to piss them off.

A: "Hey, where did my jacket go?"
B: "Ha ha, Joe skeefed it from you!"
A: "Shit, what an ass. It's raining outside!"

by Anna May 13, 2005

sweef

The name for the pungent smell that comes out of a fan cooled network switch when you haven't turned it on for a while. Created from a portmanteau of the words "switch" and "queef".

Man, I nearly doubled over from that sweef Will hit me with when he turned on that old switch next to my desk.

by pappalink January 15, 2016

Sneef

I term used to discribe anger and/or displeasal.Can also be used as insalt

The team lost again...SNEEF.

You stupid sneef

by Cunter Of The John July 28, 2003

skeef

Skeet Flavored Reefer

Garth skeeted in the bong then everyone had to smoke skeef.

by Kdizzledogg November 16, 2006

speef

the unconscious verbal ejaculation released when a friend steps on your unwanted cat for you

Maurice: Hey,tyrannis, I slipped on your worthless cat.

Turok: Oh, speef. That is delicious,i am glad he is gone

by dinosaurboy April 28, 2003