Maverick Salute

Verb; A way of showing the utmost respect in the New England pipefitters community in the highest regard. Whilst one is driving their lifted Ford Superduty, they strip down to nothing and place a single tube sock over their erect penis. The cotton wrapped penis is then displayed proudly out the driver side window to adjacent traffic by lifting ones ass off the drivers seat while maintaining constant foot pressure to the gas peddle. Upon completion of the display the middle and pointer fingers are raised to the mouth in a "V" formation and the tongue is fluttered between both digits. A dramatic increase in pressure is then applied to the gas pedal as the truck approaches the speed of liberty and dissapears into the red, white, and blue yonder. The spectacle is guaranteed to bring a tear to ones eye, Chuck Norris to his knees, and moisture back to the driest of panties.

Mike's old man is going to get arrested one of these days giving out those Maverick Salutes. Not only are they inappropriate, its downright reckless driving

by Lou_Sassel June 15, 2023

Salute the wife

When a lower enlisted salutes the wife of an officer, he/she is signaling that they would like to participate in sexual relations, typically with the officer involved or observing.

Wives of officers asking or insisting a lower enlisted to salute them (which no civilian is owed from anyone) are signaling that they desire the enlisted person to engage in sexual activity with them.

Corporal O’Reilly told me he was going to salute the wife of Major Burns. Now he tells me he’s got a “special assignment” for the Major later tonight.

by MyDogEli September 7, 2020

Clit Salute

The female version of a boner, or simply when a woman is attracted to a woman purely for sexual reasons.

Gina's got such a clit salute for David, it doesn't really matter that he's her husband's best friend.

by Mal23 October 2, 2010

Montreal Salute

The act of plugging one nostril and blowing one's nose directly into the air.

We're out of tissues, you'll just have to give the ol' Montreal Salute.

by Dick Tardly July 26, 2023

serb salute

Serb salute

Two in the pink, one in the stink.

“I took this girl home from the bar last night, gave her the Serb salute in the back of the uber”

by quartercup January 18, 2020

Tissue Salut

To jerk off and wipe the cum with tissue, Fap session

That picture deserves 5 tissue salut.

by Brutalvandal August 5, 2011

Colasante Salutation

Invented by the renowned social architect John Colasante, author of the Colasante Protocol (also on Urbandictionary.com), the Colasante Salutation (aka Okbye) is a way of expeditiously ending any call. as such it's a perfect bookend to the Colasante Protocol, which is about starting a call. This has especially become important since the pandemic, where it seems nobody seems to know how to say goodbye without dragging it out anymore.

The Colasante Salutation is quite simple: as soon as the conversation runs out of steam, you immediately say "Okbye", your partner reciprocates, and you both immediately hang up.

Pre-Colasante Salutation:
A: ...well that's interesting.
B: ...
A: ...
B: Well I guess I should get back to work | the kids | whatever
A: Yeah, I've got a ton of stuff to do too....
B: Alright, I guess I'll see you soon then
A: Yeah, it was nice catching up
B: Yes it was. Well... talk to you later.
A: Sure, see you soon.
B: Ok, uh, bye
A: bye
A + B: >click<

Post-Colasante Salutation
A: ...well that's interesting.
B: ...
A: ...
B: Okbye
A: OKbye
A + B: >click<

by Die Fledermaus September 26, 2022