Salted Waffle

Bits of tissue paper that weren't properly removed after going number two and now surround a persons anus/butthole.

Example 1:
Guy: Eat my ass?
Girl: No, you got serious salted waffle!
Guy: Damnit...

Example 2:
Girl 1: The aroma of his salted waffle was like a scratch and sniff sticker and I was scratchin it.
Girl 2: Stop you'll make me barf!!

by That's a Damn Shame March 28, 2015

All salt

A person with totally white or gray hair.
Having all salt with no pepper in ones hair.

I have all salt in my hair.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 14, 2008

Man salt

Male ejaculation, cum, peepee fluids from sexy time, jizz

“Aw man you got your man salt on me again Kyle!”
“I love the taste of your man salt”

by Master.of.bation December 05, 2020

salt spoon

When you spoon somebody out of anger.

She gave me the salt spoon last night.

by WILLisNOTaPINEAPPLE January 03, 2017

bacon salt

to overstate the value of an object by the use of multiple false testimonials, which are often made by a person affiliated with the object itself

the previews for Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull got us real excited for the movie, but George Lucas really bacon salted us

by reetle July 31, 2008

salt shells

shotgun shells that have been filled with rock salt

that farmer shot me with salt shells

by dirrty1 April 15, 2006

Salt Point

Little redneck town in the middle of no where in New York. Everyone knows everyone. If you need to go somewhere there is the Salt Point Deli and everything else is a half an hour way. Thats pretty much all there is to say.

Salt Point, where rednecks try to act gansta and it doesn't work to well...

by Someone in SP obvi December 29, 2011