Dirty Salesi

The act of moving to Brigham city with your vegan girlfriend and becoming a rat bastard brother fucker and packing truffle butter for lunch everyday

Dude I can’t believe he pulled the Dirty Salesi on us bro

by PolishMachine June 3, 2019

Emaan Saleha

an amazing pure, loveable person, who is so kind and gentle and should not be hurt by anyone

emaan saleha is the best
she really is

by xxxxxleeminhyuckji November 12, 2020

Upside down salsa

The female is placed or tied upside down on a ladder or step stool, the male then takes a bottle of hot sauce and inserts it inside of her vagina causing an intense burning sensation as it slowly drips in. The male then punches her multiple times in the ovaries in order to produce a large amount of blood, urine, and infertile eggs to be released mixing with the hot sauce creating an ultimate salsa mixture. The male then either puts his face into the upside down vagina and sucks and slurps out the juices, feeds it to her, or saves it for later to put it on mexican cuisine.

A variation of the Upside down cheesecake, modified with a little extra spice.

Man1: Bruh, I'm facing charges for doing an upside down salsa on this girl.

Man2: Hey, can you stab two nails through my testicles real quick?
Man1: ... No...?

by largescaleterroristattack69420 May 3, 2023

salsa stick

a hispanic cock

Look at those mean hispanic hombres with the massive salsa sticks.

by jim April 30, 2004

Salsa Cock

When you fuck a woman of Mexican origin and your dick smells like salsa afterwards.

I was fucking Maria last night and when I was done I had the biggest salsa cock.

by Flemdaddy February 26, 2011

Salesman

A Professional Liar. Sells products by lying. Slick Bastard that sells you Boss crap and leaves it up to you to prove "The Salesman Lied" it wont do that.

Used Car Salesman.

Circut City Computer Technician

by Zorro January 25, 2005

salsa

The musical way to get a good looking girl's clothes off.

"My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants, my salsa! ...where'd everybody go?" - Eminem

by B'man May 7, 2004