the best beautiful boy’s day <3. celebrated on the 27th of january! send him your best wishes because he deserves it for being the best person in the whole world
by ven meow January 27, 2022
Get the salem daymug. Salem's the type of guy to put a ruler on his pillow to measure how long he sleep. Nonetheless, he is the charm of every room hes in. Every girl falls for him. Literally. Also he loves to SMD.
Ah hello Salem
by Flloyd_Jondt December 6, 2021
Get the Salemmug. A act of hanging your significant other and fucking them while you pretend to be possesed.
Do not try at home
Do not try at home
by You're Magically Delicious February 19, 2018
Get the Salem Witch Trailmug. He is an amazing person once you get to know him, he is also a freak who is really horny. He is best friends with Amr And Mazen. He is also really funny but skinny which lowers his confidence
by Gold hero October 28, 2019
Get the Ahmed Salemmug. Literally the best person in the world. He'll always be there for you and will literally be your platonic soulmate for life. Everytime you look at him you'd either be like, "Wow! Look at Salem, I'd love to be his friend!" or "Salem is the bestest friend in the world!!!". And even though you may not have a lot of free time with him, every moment with him is some of the funniest, most enjoyable, and relaxing time you've ever spent in your life.
by bella : ) June 28, 2023
Get the Salemmug. A Salem is the act of pouring cow excrement in a (typically female) partner's vaginal (anal if male) cavity . This act was practiced in the 17th century, as a way for men to ensure their partners will stay loyal and not commit sin before marriage, as they believed no man would engage in sexual intercourse with such a foul smelling person.
By the time the Salemed person engages in marriage, the excrement typically hardens, and requires a doctor's assistance to be removed (which will be granted if the man believes their partner has been faithful).
Although this act has fallen out of fashion in the 18th century, It is still practiced by traditional villages all around the world.
By the time the Salemed person engages in marriage, the excrement typically hardens, and requires a doctor's assistance to be removed (which will be granted if the man believes their partner has been faithful).
Although this act has fallen out of fashion in the 18th century, It is still practiced by traditional villages all around the world.
Dave: I am a month from getting married, but I think my fiancée is cheating on me!
John: You should Salem her.
John: You should Salem her.
by bigmoneysex July 24, 2021
Get the Salemmug. by ThatTransMan June 29, 2021
Get the Salem(The person)mug.