salami pussy

When the lips a pussy are stuck to the sides of the pussy and are sticky like a piece of salami

Jason: Dayum look at that salami pussy nunzio: that shit looks sticky as fuck

by Whistle penisNator February 25, 2018

salami swami

One who has become a master at the art of fellatio

"Damn! Dat bitch is one smokin' Salami Swami! She made me bust-a-nut in 2 seconds flat!"

by amos quito April 29, 2005

afghan salami

when you roll up a condom to the tip of your penis, so it looks like your junk is wearing a little turban

"Sara called me a terrorist, so I gave her ass an afghan salami."

by John and Mike May 8, 2008

salami burp

when you burp up a gross tasting burp and its a mix of different foods.

David: Oh man, I just burped up the randomist shit.
Larry: Dude, salami burps are the worst.

by ItsMeHiHi December 16, 2009

salami garage

another word for pussy

excuse me maam, how much would it cost to valet my meat in your salami garage for the night?

by crank bait November 12, 2009

slurp-the-salami

To give a blowjob

*Girl gives Boy blowjob unbeknownst to the fact their 2 year old daughter is still awake*
*Daughter sees mommy saying yoohoo to daddy's hoohoo*
*Girl tells reddit about this*
ten-year-old : "For Christ's sake, why on earth wouldn't one of you go check to see if she actually WAS asleep first before you started playing slurp-the-salami???"

by Koftik January 3, 2015

Salami nips

When a girl has giant nipples that are dark red and look like salami on the end of her tits!

Dam bro that girl had huge salami nips last night!

by JyahC August 29, 2018