Syrup hypochondria

When one pours syrup or some other sticky condiment on their food, gets some on themselves, and immediately starts feeling like they have it all over themselves, oftentimes in the most unlikely of places.
Joel got syrup all over his hands and mouth this morning and now he's got syrup hypochondria..
by avada_kalishnakov April 26, 2011
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Syrup Slide

in towns outside of Quebec Canada men can get very lonely. Usually found behind local pubs holes of different sizes will be drilled into Maple trees. Because of the natural maple syrup lube these trees become the companions of many of the locals. With more frequent use in the evening the "syrup slides" stay very warm and welcoming.
Where's Clay? He's behind the pub at the "Syrup Slide again" Nancy's out of town.
by Ivey87 September 07, 2023
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Syrup Sipper

"his aim so fucking good, he def a syrup sipper"
by Syrup sipper May 31, 2023
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Smackin' Syrup

A drink you make while on thizz or Ecstacy to boost your high..it consists of mixing orange juice and a redline energy drink.
joe:im startin to feel down

mase:lets make some Smackin' Syrup!
by Mike Dixierecked January 19, 2011
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Milk syrup

Jizzing on each ass cheek and making smoothie out of the swamp ass
I want to milk syrup my nephew so badddd
by Blake bottles November 07, 2019
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MAPLE SYRUP

MAPLE SYRUP PANCAKES!
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Syrup Kid

A child who never blows their nose when runny, nor wipes their face after eating a sugary snack. Consequently, dirt and various other debris stick to the child's snotty face resulting in a unsightly nightmare. Usually maple syrup is involved in some way. (i.e. hillbilly kids)
As Pa brought the recently killed raccoon into the backwoods shack, his 6 children ran around screaming and grabbing at the raccoon with their sticky fingers. "Git off now, ya hear? Ya'll ain't nothin' but a bunch o' syrup kids!"
by NatTheBrat79 July 23, 2014
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