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Jersey Swoop

While having sex from behind one quickly removes there penis and forcibly rams it into the girls ass. This must be done with total Jersey attitude. Before the switch You must throw up your right arm in an attempt to signal the change that is coming. This is not to be confused with the "Oopsy daisy" which has no turn signal and does not require a douche bag attitude.
(Note: A skilled person should be able to preform this maneuver in any position.)
"Why did Cassie call out sick?"

"You didn't hear? Mike pulled a Jersey Swoop on her last night. She wont be walking straight for a week."
by somegi May 8, 2009
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swolo

The act of going to the gym without your usual workout buddy/buddies.
"Billy just canceled on me, I guess I'm going swolo tonight."
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SWOEO Swoop swoon Swoo swoobs swooby Swood Swooped swoof swoog

swooby

swooby - Appealing or pleasing, especially visually. May be specifically used to describe something organic, fractal, or colorful in nature.
e.g., When Team Sonique announced the development of Version 2, they included in their list of features a user interface engine that can be used to create swooby visuals.
by Paul Peavyhouse October 3, 2003
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swoogie shuffle

When you are side stepping, bobbing and weaving your way through a place that is generally filled with swoogies and the swoogies are in your way.
I was at the grocery store and I wanted some orange soda, watermelon and fried chicken and the swoogies were in my way so I had to do the swoogie shuffle around their gressy afro's and monkey babies to make my way through the store.
by metal316 September 5, 2011
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Swoloyag

A completely ridiculous play on the already completely ridiculous "word" YOLOSWAG, a combination of Drake's popular motto YOLO (You Only Live Once) and Swag, the idiotic cousin of swagger. Said by prepubescents who think they're being cool and original by switching the sounds of the word YOLOSWAG.
Hey hashtag Swoloyag man! Am I right? Am I right? LOL
by MAYAS - Moms Against Yolo&Swag October 13, 2013
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Completing two tasks in one trip, for people who don't like to talk about violence against our feathered friends (i.e., "kill two birds with one stone")
Sarah: "I am going to go buy a Wii, let's go to Best Buy!"
Angie: "I need to get some milk at the grocery store, why don't we go do both, so we can rescue two squirrels in one fell swoop."
Sarah: "Perfect!"
by Heather Chandler January 19, 2011
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swoop in

sort of like what a hawk does to their prey. you can "swoop in" on girls, on places on deals. basically to steal or snipe
watch your girl around him, the moment you turn away he'll swoop in and start flirting with her
by gang✩ January 24, 2011
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