Your partner wears swimming goggles, or other tight eye protection. You then drop a solid turd out of your ass onto their eye.
I gave her a swedish telescope and she told me she seen yellow stars. Must have been the corn I ate.
by Piero Sherpa September 4, 2005
Get the Swedish Telescopemug. The act of a girl inserting Swedish Fish into her vagina, and then fingering them out and eating them in front of you.
Useful if: You are on the beach with your boyfriend, your fat, and have no pockets.
Useful if: You are on the beach with your boyfriend, your fat, and have no pockets.
After Teddy gave his Girlfriend a $1000 ring using his dad's credit card, His girlfriend tried to pleasure him by performing a Swedish Twatkins while he tried nutting in her ear.
by GMS LAX May 6, 2009
Get the Swedish Twatkinsmug. The act of covering your dick in mayonnaise, dipping your balls into chocolate, then fucking someone in the ass with both cock AND balls, where their ass cheeks act as the Graham crackers.
"Hey man, what happened to my pre dinner snack?"
"Sorry bro, my girl came over and I have her some wicked messy Swedish S'mores and now we're all out."
"Sorry bro, my girl came over and I have her some wicked messy Swedish S'mores and now we're all out."
by Black man say goo August 3, 2016
Get the Swedish S'moresmug. When a girl queffs on your face.
by Ben dover6 May 4, 2018
Get the Swedish heatmug. A road flare. Derived from the fact that they look like a candle and are often used to warn other drivers of a disabled vehicle, usually a Volvo because they are so problematic. Therefore, the term Swedish Candle was invented.
by Four Loko Frat Guy October 20, 2023
Get the Swedish Candlemug. by ToonzYT October 13, 2023
Get the Swedish Unicornmug. by 0n10nst4r October 12, 2017
Get the Swedish cabbagemug.