Swedish Telescope

Your partner wears swimming goggles, or other tight eye protection. You then drop a solid turd out of your ass onto their eye.
I gave her a swedish telescope and she told me she seen yellow stars. Must have been the corn I ate.
by Piero Sherpa August 12, 2005
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Swedish Twatkins

The act of a girl inserting Swedish Fish into her vagina, and then fingering them out and eating them in front of you.

Useful if: You are on the beach with your boyfriend, your fat, and have no pockets.
After Teddy gave his Girlfriend a $1000 ring using his dad's credit card, His girlfriend tried to pleasure him by performing a Swedish Twatkins while he tried nutting in her ear.
by GMS LAX May 07, 2009
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Swedish Unicorn

Someone that has had they penis cut off and sewn to to their forehead.
by ToonzYT October 13, 2023
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Swedish cabbage

That damned lorry is moving like a Swedish cabbage
by 0n10nst4r October 07, 2017
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Swedish Jim

A Swedish Jim is a sexual act where the participants use climbing equipment to spice things up
My wife and I had an amazing time experiencing the Swedish Jim
by B33tl3p1mpju1c3 September 13, 2020
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Swedish S'mores

The act of covering your dick in mayonnaise, dipping your balls into chocolate, then fucking someone in the ass with both cock AND balls, where their ass cheeks act as the Graham crackers.
"Hey man, what happened to my pre dinner snack?"
"Sorry bro, my girl came over and I have her some wicked messy Swedish S'mores and now we're all out."
by Black man say goo August 03, 2016
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Swedish rappel

While normal rappel is used for moving from a high position to a lower position (e.g. from bridge to valley bottom) in a swift but orderly manner, Swedish rappel is a faster and more aggressive method used in order to achieve the same result.

In order to perform a Swedish rappel, one must:
1. Acquire a length of rope (e.g. two feet)
2. Move to place where Swedish rappel is to be performed
3. Hold one end of rope in hand, let the other end dangle free.
4. Jump
Sven: "Man, that guy is annoying"
Erik: "Lets give him a Swedish rappel!"
by swenor June 21, 2011
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