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Homemade sweater vest

When one person plucks out and eats the chest hair of a second person, the first person then releases their bowels onto the chest of person number two creating a homemade sweater vest with the hair filled fecal matter.
Man, you should see the homemade sweater vest my wife gave me last night.
by Lizflint April 13, 2016
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Turkey sweater

The moment the males excess ball sack skin folds back behind his own shaft.
Susan, NO, you know those pants give me a turkey sweater.
by DabMauFive November 4, 2017
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Bag Sweater

Man it's a real bag sweater out there.
by Bbo1234 June 29, 2018
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Your sweater

You gave her your sweater. It's just polyester but you like her better. I wish i was heather
I still remember the the third of December, me in your sweater. You said it looked better on me then it did on you.
by Ihateforests August 19, 2020
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Now Shawty Think I'm a Sweater

A play on words, but still the same meaning as "sweat her". A phrase used where a girl believes that the male she has found interest in will fall to her feet, or find comfort in her by sporting her like sweater, but the male is declaring she is sadly mistaken.
"Now shawty think I'm a sweater, sipping on amaretto... She look good but I know she after my chedda. She tryna get in my pockets, homie and I ain't gonna let her" - 50 Cent
by P.Caps December 25, 2010
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Dick Sweater

To cover ones penis and balls with a tube sock or gym sock.
Man, all i'm going to wear is a dick sweater tonight, like the Red Hot Chili Peppers did.
by JackGeorge June 1, 2009
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AIDS sweater

A sweater that usually features 90s color accents, including many jewel toned patterns. The AIDS sweater was sported by many during the AIDS epidemic in NYC during the 80s. Used by Tom Hanks in the movie Philadelphia. Can be purchased at your local Goodwill, and is often worn with light wash jeans.

Note: Sweater does not need to be worn by someone who actually has AIDS.
"Wow, that sweater looks straight out of the movie Rent"- Friend

"Thanks. I picked it up at Goodwill- they have a ton of AIDS sweaters"- friend
by aidssweater March 16, 2009
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