human suitcase

that thing where a midget wearing roller blades puts on all your clothes and you push him around an airport.

Hey was that a midget wearing all your clothes and rollerblades?

Yep he's my Human Suitcase

by SNLFAN March 3, 2011

Human Suitcases

Midgets on Roller Scates being pulled through an airport

These Human Suitcases are the best!

by stefon'sbff March 3, 2011

poorly packed suitcase

a vagina that has the smaller inside pair of lips, labia minor, stick out further than the lager outside lips, labia major.

look at that chick, she has a vagina that looks like a poorly packed suitcase!

by Justin Delwood June 8, 2011

Mother Packed Suitcase

A Jewish male between 18-25 years old that has name tags ironed onto his socks by his mother.

His mother doesn’t let him do his laundry in camp bc the machines will ruin his boxers. He’s such a Mother Packed Suitcase.

by My Mother Packs My Suitcase December 14, 2020

Italian suitcase

A brown shopping bag with handles, used in place of of a proper suitcase. Often a result of not having money.

Hey Ma, do you have any Italian Suitcases? I'm going to sleepover Donna's and I need to pack a bag.

by AuntReRe August 31, 2016

South Philly Suitcase

A brown paper bag. Denizens of South Philadelphia will pack their clothes in a brown paper bag for small overnight trips or a weekend getaway. Most children at a slumber party will have the ubiquitous brown bag with their clothes in it.

Vinny carried his South Philly Suitcase down Passyunk. Johnny's mom had to go to Pathmark (a supermarket) to get him a new South Philly Suitcase.

by Keithen 57 May 18, 2007

Human Suitcase

When you dress a midget on roller skates in all of your clothes and drag them through the airport with a leash

What did you get for Valentine's day? Oh, just this kickass Italian human suitcase

by Deutsch Bag March 3, 2011