[stahbro]

To deny every opportunity given to you. To refrain from everything that requires work to slack off.

We thought after Mike got a job given to him from his dad he was going to turn his life around. Instead he just stahbroed it and got fired again.

All Mike had to do was call Jessica and she wouldve given him a blowjob. However he just ended up pulling a stahbro and played Xbox all night.

by soxsfan January 2, 2009

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stahnked

A person who is very messy and smells bad.. does not take showers.

Dude that kid is Stahnked he dont take no showers

by awesome kid35234574 September 29, 2009

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Stfuhammer

verb.What you do to someone when they don't shut up. A hammer, screwdriver, nail, nailgun, screw, or pliers may be used.

Tom kept talking so Matt stfuhammered him repeatdly in the dick.

by Jokig May 16, 2011

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Sefahb

Sorry Excuse For A Human Being

Sorry Excuse For Human Beings (Sefhbs)

-The person that just walked up you and started talking was a Sefahb
-What a bunch of Sefhbs..

by ShitOnTheCeiling April 12, 2016

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strahan

An abnormally large turd (or average sized log for a 6'5" man with increased fiber intake). Often results in an immense sense of pride and accomplishment, so much so that you are inclined to show off to friends and family.

Kelly: Hey Michael, did you see that strahan I left for you in the cisgender bathroom?
Michael: That was yours?? I thought I forgot to flush after first breakfast. Hi five!

Guy 1: Did you see my strahan on instagram?
Guy 2: Everyone saw it, good call on the Washington for size reference
Guy 1: Thanks, I saw that in a movie.

by regulartime May 4, 2016

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