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The Student Room

An online message board for students. Most users are smug preening tossers who think anything lower than an A* grade means you fail at life forever and will be doomed to work at McDonalds unless you do Physics, Maths or Chemistry. TSR also has an unhealthy obsession with Oxbridge, engaging in daily masturbation sessions to the Times Online League Tables and exiling anyone who doesn't get into a university within the top 5.

TSR users won't hesitate to use their signatures to remind you exactly of their A* grades, what their UCAS choices are along with some 'hilarious' lolcat picture that takes ages to scroll past. Politically, TSR users are extremely left wing, so if you dare say anything bad about immigration, multiculturalism, Islam, feminists, the EU, Marx or the Labour party, you will be torn to pieces, called any combination of the words 'scum', 'racist', 'sexist', 'fascist', 'bigot' or worst of all; 'Tory'. Yes, support the Tories and you might as well tattoo a Swastika on your arse and put "HEIL HITLER" as your sig. There is also a 'rep' system. If you aren't a raging left winger who bums Marx and hails multiculturalism as the Second Coming, prepare to get negged to hell and back. If you want rep, start arse-licking the members with high rep. These tend to be the biggest cunts of all, holding themselves in such high esteem that if their head were any further up their arse, they'd be ingesting stomach acid.
Example of a discussion on The Student Room:

"I think the current economic situation wasn't only caused by the bankers, but Labour's overspending as well."

Reply: "OMMFMFFFG NO IT WAS THATCHER AND TORY SCUM LIKE U STEALIN FROM THE POOR NEG NEG NEG NEG NEG NEG"

Your current rep: -1000 (and that's if the bastards are feeling generous)

"Hey I got my results back. I got a B in English Literature, an A in Maths and a B in ICT."
Reply: "HAHAHAHA ABB YOU SUCK, YOU'RE DUMB, YOU WILL FAIL LIFE 4EVER. AND YOU DO ICT, LOL MICKEY MOUSE SUBJECT. I GOT A*A*A*. KNOW WHY? BECAUSE IM OXBRIDGE MATERIAL
by GideonGravy1234 February 23, 2011
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Sufjan Stevens

A musical God. Known for using many different instruments in creating his sound.
Zack: Who's your favorite musician?
Sam: Sufjan Stevens.
Zack: Why?
Sam: He's a musical God.
by Influenza September 15, 2008
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Steven Fernandez

1)BEST PERSON EVERRR THE FUCK
2)he has a big dick
3)a sex god

4)all the girls are in love with him
5)a skater
6)baby scumbag bitches
7)chapter 3 and lil cloud pendejas and all the fake scummies crawling back into the fandom like the stinkyass cucarachas they are

8)the most wonderful person you'll ever meet if you're lucky to meet him
9)he can send you to the hospital if you ever have sex with him just warning you
10)a sexy ass man who has a large penis and a wonderful personality he's a fucking blessing
Girl1:Hey isn't thatSteven Fernandez over there?
Girl2)FUCK YEA BITCH GET THE FUCK. OUT OF MY WAY I AM GONNA GIVE HIM A GOOD blow(;
Girl1)I gave him one last time and I fucked a pillow and pretended it was him ..... but after that the pillow was wet I don't know why
Girl2)Welppppp
by You're an 370HSSV August 5, 2016
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Steven

A Steven is one of a kind. If you ever go out with a Steven, you will always feel like you rule the world...like a princess. Never will they ever do anything to hurt you. Stevens always have huge muscles, cute bellybuttons, and a forehead...that only his girlfriend will admire(: This guy will treat you right with respect and kindness. He will never get out of your mind...no matter what. If your in a bad mood he will always find his way to cheer you up somehow. Whenever your around a Steven you will always get butterflies in your stomach, and not be able to stop smiling. Stevens are extremely funny, smart, sexy, trustworthy, honest, and loyal. If you ever have a chance to date a Steven take it. You will have the time of your life with this guy, hands down. He's always looking into having a good time with you. You will fall for his funny jokes and cuteness within a heart beat. He usually gets called stevie by his girlfriend<3 They tend to have an obsession over frogs(: which is very cute! be prepared you will fall for his dreamy brown eyes, cute sence of humor, and personality.
"kaits you look like your in love?"

"well I was just with Steven"
by Kaitttsss August 24, 2011
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DeShawn Stevenson

When you hide in a closet while two people are having sex. Right as they're about to cum, you run up to the girl, skeet in her eyes, and wave your hand in front of your face. Combination of the John Cena and the sniper.
You can't see me because I just DeShawn Stevensoned you.
by ucsme March 10, 2009
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A common saying used to describe a powerful love for something/someone...generally used like this: "I love ______ like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling." This saying comes from the fact that a large number of Turkish students generally come to American universities to study this subject. Same basic idea as like a fat kid loves cake.
50 Cent: "Yo bitch, you's a fine-ass piece, you know what I'm sayin'? I love yo' ass like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling."
Ho: "Aww...that's the most romantic thing I've ever heard. You're so sweet!"
by Nick D May 30, 2006
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steven fernandez

A small, sexy guy who can skateboard.
Also can be referred to as Scumbag.
Boy - "See that little kid over there skating?"
Girl - "Yepp he's good"
Boy - "He is a real Steven Fernandez "
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