the Sex Stab

confessing your feeling to someone or partaking in sexual intercourse by stabbing them in the anus

employing the Sex Stab:
"jerry...there's something i wanted to tell you"
"wha-AAAAGH WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU"
"but i love you jerry!"
"GET THIS KNIFE OUT OF MY FUCKING ASS"

by gogurtguzzler June 17, 2017

mushroom stab

To fuck someone with the tip of your dick

I mushroom stabed jessica and she was begging for the rest of it!

by Wordman283 February 29, 2016

gopher stab

The act of bludgeoning ones kid with the back of a butter knife.

Ronny stole money from his mothers purse, she in turn gopher stabbed him.

by gopher2002 March 4, 2010

stab inn

A tavern located in a less salubrious part of town where violence is commonplace.

"Been in The Empire Bar lately?"
"No chance. That place is a stab inn."

by udticket October 21, 2015

stabbing cabin

A cabin where you go to have sexual intercourse with women

We need stabbing cabin to get laid

by Dozer0818 April 19, 2016

Drag and Stab

When you want to have sex with a girl in the ass but dont have lube so you drag her vaginal juices to her asshole and stab her ass with your penis

What did you do last night?
I drag and stabbed some ho!

by baller35 October 13, 2011

Indian Stab

To viciously ram a girl in the asshole without prior warning then proceed to reach around and wrap your hand around her mouth, opening and closing to create an "Indian" call. Continue to do so until the only fair outcome would be to pay reparations.

"Hey, what was that sound?"
"That was Billy Indian Stabbing Melissa upstairs."
"Sweet."

by BIlly Hitchock November 3, 2006