Soggy Mittens

When you are sad and your methaphorical mittens become drenched with your tears of sorrow.

Oh, Lauren has soggy mittens from not being able to leave work early.

by DannyAnnieBeauFanny July 7, 2010

soggy seagull

when one wears a sweatshirt and sweatpants, typically at the beach. established in Avalon, New Jersey.

Vinny: Wow, Joe wore sweatpants and a sweatshirt to the party.

Billy: What a soggy seagull

by cangus July 8, 2010

soggy bitch

A soggy bitch is a girl who is bitter, annoying, and and interrupts every sentence you make. She isn't just a bitch, she's a SOGGY bitch. Therefore, she is like a wet dog: inconvenient and hard to ignore.

"Ugh mom you are such a soggy bitch!"

by HIBYEHELLOmilk123 August 23, 2017

Soggy Cookie

A game where a group of men (at least 2) stand in a circle around a cookie placed on the floor in the middle. They then have a race to see who can cum on the cookie the fastest. The last person to ejaculate on the cookie must eat it. Works best when participants are drunk and hungry.

Yo, dude, we played soggy cookie last night and I won! I feel bad for Jimmy, though. He lost. I think he's in therapy right now.

by bloodbath428 May 5, 2006

soggy blumpkin

when you are getting a blumpkin and the shit splashes water in the girls face

Man: Sorry about that.
Woman: The water hit me in the face while I was giving you head!
Man: Ya you got a soggy blumpkin.

by TheBlumpkinKing June 25, 2009

Soggy Jemmima

A tissue filled with hand sanitizer, often used to peg at one's colleauges.

Bro you better stfu or else I'll peg a Soggy Jemmima at you

by norlane spastic 69 January 16, 2023

Soggy Cigar

When you are doing the female (or male) anally and you get shit on your dick and the anal recipient proceeds to lick or suck on the dick to remove the shit.

Hey man I totally gave Lauren a Soggy Cigar last night!

by Beefdog October 21, 2013