by tjtyjtyjytjtj September 8, 2023
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by The looser September 25, 2023
Get the Software Engineering mug.Basically a silly name for Ethernet crimpers that came about when two very tired friends needed to crimp some cat5e cable. The one friend wanted to ask for the Ethernet crimpers, when instead he said "hand me the crimping software" the two friends still laugh and joke to this day about this experience.
by softCrimp March 4, 2022
Get the Crimping software mug.A developer or tech enthusiast who prioritizes corporate "interpretations" and cloud-tenancy over Hardware Sovereignty. They willingly accept Implicit Trust models, forced telemetry, and "kill-switch" obsolescence from companies like Microshit 💩 or Faketel, effectively allowing a third party to "cuck" their relationship with their own physical silicon.
Usage: "Did you see that guy defending the new Windows 🪟 Recall feature? Total software cuck behavior. He doesn't even have Ring 0 authority over his own kernel."
by Jkbizy37 February 23, 2026
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