Snatch Chap

Verb
The act of performing oral sex on a female for so long that her vagina lips become chapped.

Todd: Dude, I was down there so long she got totally snatch chapped.
Leroy: Damn, I haven't snatch chapped a trick since like '87.
Chad: I haven't done that since like '69
Bros: BROOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

by Mark Ass Trick December 8, 2013

snatch cover

A pair of panties.

Take off your snatch cover.

by suisare crasher August 29, 2004

Snatch Breath

The odor disseminating from the mouth of a man OR a woman who just munched box.

Max emerged from the basement with snatch breath after submerging on his lady friends vagina.

by King Cobe Bra January 17, 2010

snatch processing

noun, derived from batch processing

the simultaneous processing, fondling, and/or penetration of multiple snatches on your down time.

dave: it turns out nick was right to go after those nerdy bi girls at the bar.
randy: oh really?
dave: yeah. it turns out he got to do some snatch processing with all three of them later that night.

by McCloud! April 1, 2010

Snatch Puppet

Another word for a man's penis.

i.e.cock,rod,dong,man meat,weiner,dick

"Look at the size of his snatch puppet" Said Sally

by Mr. One Three February 10, 2007

Snatch Repellent

A supposed friend, or wingman that causes distaste, aversion, or the authoritative driving away of potential snatch in a social setting. A cockblocker of the highest magnitude. An artisan, craftsperson or specialist in cock blockery, unrivaled in his finely honed craft of vaginal repulsion. Usually capable of providing an unproductive bearded clam hunt within one hundred feet of his amplitude.

"Wow, we might as well be fags with William here... our bearded clam hunt is fucked for the night!"

"No shit man, that guy has his snatch repellent game on big time!

by musicguy4fun March 10, 2010

Snatch Parade

When you are so crowded by pussy that you just don't know where to put your pecker. Often the ones having a snatch parade are the ass holes that don't deserve the girls.. and most often involve girls that me, you and your friends will never have a chance with.

1."Dude that jerk is having a constant snatch Parade"

2.Guy: "oh hey, how have you been?"
Ex Girlfriend: "I've been good, I'm engaged now"
Guy: "yeah, it's been constant snatch parade for me"

by Dylbinator October 13, 2010