snap

The physical act of having a crap. Using your sphincter to cut the cable as it protrudes from your arse, or just letting it break off under it's own weight.

Christ, I need to go snap one before I shit myself.

by Cwips February 08, 2004

snapping

Snapping is when you have a thumb in a girl's ass and a finger in her cunt and you snap them through the thin membrane that separates heaven from hell.

Genevieve just about peed herself when I started snapping.

by Fav December 02, 2006

[SNAP]

Sex and a nap

I really need some SNAP before we go out tonight.

by Kaiser Roll January 18, 2009

Snap

A person who uses heavy illict drugs such as heroin

Bro thought he been serving a snap but he was the police.

by Damnhowmanynamesbeenused May 17, 2018

snapping

when your mom walks in when you are jacking off so u snap (or bend) your boner in half so she dosent see

(guy spanking the monkey)(mom walks in)
*snap*
guy:hey mom
mom:hey hun, watcha doing
guy: oh nothing
(that guy was totally snapping!)

by Dj&Bm October 13, 2007

snap

The brilliant remark made by even more brilliant foreigners who usually have difficulty speaking english. This word is followed by a wrist/finger movement which makes a snaping noise - a word yelled out by homosexuals after something funny has been said

person 1 "man my ass hurts"
person 2 "probably from all the cock that penetrates that mother fucker!"
person 3 "snap" snapsnapsnapsnapsnapsnapsnapsnap

person 1 and 2 " stop that you gay fuck I'm gonna fucking molest your children! GODDAMN foreigner... you aren't cool get a job! little bitch. Go back to arabia and suck my dick! I hate you... but I still want to penetrate you in ways you can't possibly understand due to religious implications"

by blippo October 06, 2005

snapping

when a girl tries to grind or pop-and-lock so vigorously that she starts to look like she's going to snap

dude:what a whore
other dude: I know, she's snapping hard!

by sidsid February 16, 2008