Blue Smurf Cat

An internet joke appearing mid 2023 which truly describes why our generation is a failure. Tends to show a high quality photo of a smurf mixed with a cat with Alan Walker's "Spectre" playing in the background.

Person 1: Did you see that Blue Smurf Cat meme I posted on YT?
Person 2: Yeah it fucking sucked.

by Silly Willy Fella September 18, 2023

butt smurf

little gay man who takes it in the rear from a bigger man.

The butt smurf wimpered softly as Thor rammed his rock hard penis into his anus.

by chadly buxtonia April 30, 2004

smirral

feltching, feltcher, back door entering,

ryan penertrated rogers back end until he climaxed then proceeded to suck his sperm and shite through a straw this meaning "smirral" or "smirralling"

by joekent October 9, 2008

Scurring

To avoid paying taxes

I was going to pay taxes but I would be better off scurring.

by Wrongbet March 23, 2009

Papa Smurf

the leader of the smurfs

did you see papa smurf? he's a pimp!

by BlondesRfunny May 14, 2007

Smurry

People that are called this are usually around the age of 13. They play baseball for a club named rake city and they only hit doubles. Another two known facts about the “smurry” is that he knows more about world war 2 history than his own teacher Mrs. Rees. The other fact is that he takes 2 foot lead offs whenever he is on base. This smurry is very rare and you do not want to go within 10 feet of this mammal or he will attack.

A true smurry only knows the date of birth of his dog but not his two sisters

by ConnO’ July 6, 2019

Smurfery

Any word that would end in an -ry suffix when used by a Smurf.

Brainy couldn't pay his bills, so he was sold into smurfery.

Hefty and Clumsy went to the bar to get smurfed, then wound up engaging in other smurfery.

by Ronintendo September 26, 2011