J Smacked

When you feel really stupid but not hungover after a night of drinking.

Joe was so J smacked today that he failed all his tests.

by andrew8888 June 14, 2011

Iowa Smack shaft

When a male and female (male male works too) puts an ear of corn in the mans shaft and then proceeds to smack there partner until the cum launch’s it out of the shaft and lands in the other partners mouth.

Wow, Sally was being a real hag, So I gave her the Iowa Smack Shaft to shut her up.

by PortalDM March 7, 2019

Jon Smack

The act of hitting a cart

Ay brotendo, Jon smack?

by Supreme Crowbar Nicca December 31, 2020

Slap-Happy Butt-Smackin' Deal

An offer you simply cannot refuse to give up.

"Want to go eat some shrimp at that one restaurant you like?"
"Well that sounds like a Slap-Happy Butt-Smackin' Deal, my good sir!"

by Cyrus9201 October 11, 2013

we've been smackledorfed

Spongebob's version of Mr. Krabs saying "We've been dooped!"

"We've been smackledorfed!"
"That's not even a word and I agree with you!"

by zxcraous February 11, 2014

Self ass smack

When you smack your ass yourself

heather: oh god why is the bedroom door locked (gets chainsaw and opens door)
leo: (having sex with sara) what the fuck heather
heather: ahh yes daddy this is some hot shit i've gotten horny i think
sara: uhm, ok but hes my fuckbuddy
heather: theres nothing wrong with me giving myself a self ass smack and then getting to fingering
mark: everyone here is a sex addict

by sir moron da great April 5, 2021

Back Smack

To get an assassination medal in halo 3 by meleeing in the back. Commonly used by tsquared captain of the halo 3 team Str8 Rippin

Tsquared: Give em' the back smack baby!

by BoweTheShow June 22, 2009