Shandy

I shitty hand job from a lover that is just going through the motions with little real effort toward pleasing their mate!

I bought her so many drinks, she was so drunk that she gave me a Shandy!

by Love in Sitka May 9, 2015

Shandy bar

The gents toilets at a Little Mix concert, wherein overexcited dads can have a crafty hand shandy while their daughters enjoy the more innocent pleasures of the music.

"My word, those outfits are rather revealing. You stay here and enjoy yourself love, while your old dad goes to the shandy bar for a few minutes."

by Dr Buckles November 30, 2017

Ripped Shandy

While masturbating, proceed to snap your banjo string.

*eyes widen* "Owwwwwwww SHIT!"
"What's up baby?"
"I think I just Ripped Shandy right then..."

by Young Sween January 25, 2009

shandyed

Derived from an elderly wheel-chair bound pensioner known as 'Shandy'; Often seen overlooking the go-ings on in the numerous side streets of Brighton and Hove. This term stems from the diktat frequently issued by the said geriatric: "You've been done"

"I arrived at the station 1 minute late, so missed the train; I was royally Shandyed"

by TeddyP(UK) January 8, 2009

Shmindy

a cigarette thats so good it has to be fattening

man i want a smoke... but lets have a shmindy instead

by pissin excellence January 10, 2008

Shandy Crush

The term used for those long bathroom breaks at work. Going for a shit and playing Candy Crush.

Dude what took you so long?
I had a massive Shandy Crush session.

by Ross1lung December 5, 2013

Shmanky

Slang for a penis. Similar to "shlong." A big girthy cock.

Fred whipped out his Shmanky and scared the hell outta Andrea.

by Big ol' Cack June 8, 2014