shit crime scene

when shit smears your toilet after flushing, like the bloody mess at a crime scene

look at the shit crime scene i made in the toilet!

by captain shitastic July 27, 2016

Jackass the scene

When Citizens disregard laws and regulations by making a situation worst for personal gratification. Usually done before or after impending enactment and enforcement of regulations.

Trinidadians on hearing Covid -19 lockdown regulations, jackass the scene by crowding fast food outlets.

The Prime Minister increases Covid-19 measures after Trinidadians jackass the scene.

by KCRtt May 2, 2021

Pork Scotch's Cone

A cone wrongly stolen by Pork Scotch that he once used to keep a space for his small white van outside his house while he went out in it because he thinks he is important because he's a security guard (EVEN more important than Shit Stained Schumachers you know). Because he had no right to do it, I moved it so that a car would park there. When he got back the look of shock on the ugly bastards face was phenomenal when he saw that a car had parked there. With a usual grumpy look on his face, he moved it onto the front of the house. He works from 6pm to 6am so at 10 we put it in a bin bag and took it onto another road an left it on the back of a Maltby lorry. In the morning, he was looking all over the place for his beloved cone with a mad look of disbelief. Looks like he'll never see his cone again. Poor Porky!

SWYTHEERBRIDGE: Whats that orange thing on the back of the Maltby lorry?

MONK AND DAD: That's Pork Scotch's Cone.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 4, 2009

Charlie Scene

Awesome yell-rapper for Hollywood Undead. He's just really good with being... Him. Even at an old age with the odd name Jordon Terrell, he's still awesome.

This girl's seventeen
Now I'm a pedophile
Now she's showin' me her tits
I think this girl's gone wild
I whipped out my dick
And her jaw hit the floor
Actin' like she never seen a MAGNUM before
-Charlie Scene; "Bitches" (Swan Songs Album)

by Jigginsmusic January 8, 2013

Scene Cunt

I recommend looking at the definition of scene kids if you don't know what they are yet.

A Scene Cunt (yes, it's capitalized) is a girl that takes part of the Scene society. Scene Cunts are typically 14 year old girls who think being Scene is a competition; most of them believe that they are original and anyone who steals their hairstyle will die (even though 30 million other girls look exactly the same).

Scene Cunts tend to spend a lot of their time on Myspace and Buzznet; most of the time, they will only accept friend requests from people who look like they're worth a damn.

Person 1: I tried requesting some girl on Myspace to be my friend the other day, but she messaged me back saying she only befriends "beautiful people".
Person 2: What did you say back to her?
Person 1: I called her a Scene Cunt and told her to blog about it.

by Gratification March 2, 2008

scene machine

any member of the T-Mobile sidekick family. especially, however not exclusively, when used by a kid who belongs to the "scene." the "scene" is most readily identified by boys or girls wearing tight pants, sporting haircuts which cover exactly three fifths of their face (from top corner to bottom opposite corner, and ALWAYS covering at least one eye), and rawking those sick american apparel deep v-necks.

"yo percy, did you see alyssa texting on her sidekick ALL during that class? i wonder what her phone bill is on that scene machine."

by cheerstojeff April 28, 2009

Scene Contra

Used to express shock or surprise.
'ETYMOLOGY'-------derived from 'scene' which means problem in mallu street slang and Contra-------video game from the late 1980's about a warrior chasing down villains to rescue the love of his life.The warrior has to overcome difficult terrain and use his wit to get through the levels.But when the warrior is dead,You have to start the game all over again.
So,I guess its obvious that this is a huge problem.
Hence,
"Scene Contra" ----
literal meaning -Big Problem

Remash:"Aiyooo.....scene contra man..."
Paul: "it's aawke man...ve vill fix it"

by Bantai November 19, 2014