fruit scone

When one person penetrates another persons birthday cake whilst simultaneously shitting on their face

Wow Garry that was the most intense fruit scone I've ever had in my life, this is the best birthday ever!

by Niamnehey October 28, 2017

scone box

A semi-British term, for ones cranium

Ouch Charlie, you hit scone box!

by Chocolate thunda June 21, 2017

scone eatting

noun

its when you are eatting a scone

"i'm doing the scone eatting carly, do you want to join us?"

by asldkjflkadjlfkadsjfl dajliwe9 November 17, 2017

Sconed

A cut above the common 'pwned', sconned is the intellectuals variant as it engenders both humiliation for the recipient combined with a small touch of amusement to alleviate any long lasting resentment against the provider of the 'sconning'. Get all thing sconned at www.sconnedapparel.com

Mah did you see that hectic shirt that heads wearing?!
Pwoah! He just sconed us! He must be a fucking sick cunt!

by getfknsconned May 9, 2018

Scone

Sweet but flaky. Lovely person but never shows up when plans are scheduled.

I love hanging out with her, but she a scone.

by Queensman May 11, 2018

Skully Scone

A hit out of a bong (a.k.a. Cone) that's hits you hard in the head (dome).

Bro, that cone messed my dome, fucking Skully Scone!

by stonerboibud420livin February 11, 2017

Scone

A sweet biscuit, as in lady bits. AKA pussy or vag.

Hey baby you wanna taste of this scone? Sure do because that's one sweet biscuit.

by trexy69 June 24, 2016