sandy salad

Letting a cat lick your asshole. The cat's tounge feels like sand paper, and getting your asshole licked is like having your salad tossed.

John: "Boy Brycen, Dave really likes to put honey and catnip on his ass to have the cat lick it off!"
Brycen: "Yeah, thats what I call a sandy salad! I always knew he was a sick fuck!"

by Denbritle23 November 6, 2011

salad shaker

when he sticks his tongue inside your vagina and shakes it widly

"You're the best salad shaker in town!"

by Eth@n1012 February 27, 2018

The Perfect Salad

Mixed greens, vegetables, and other things.... HOYAAAA

Tyler Christian Kendall"Dang Daniel, that salad last night was THE perfect salad"

by Megalog December 10, 2016

Cobb salad

After you have anal sex with your partner and you find a piece of undigested corn lodged in your penis. This is known as a Cobb salad. For corn kernel removal see reverse corn Cobb.

My friend and his girlfriend had corn for dinner. Later that night they had anal sex. The next morning, my friend discovered he got a Cobb salad. He was unable to urinate because he had an undigested corn kernel stuck up his penis. MY friend is really Me.

by hello19572000 March 14, 2011

saadatkhah

a person who is generous,lovely, and cares a lot about family.

wow! have you seen the saadatkhahs? They are always helping each other out!

by caligirl2231 May 26, 2011

Salad Sandwich

Someone who is not that bright and lacks a lot mentally. Unsure of their surroundings anywhere they go and always ends up in a bin

Look at that guy with the tinfoil hat he's a right salad sandwich

by Crazysteve July 28, 2016

SAAD

A real legend , handsome boy,kind hearted,smart and itillegent boy

Saad is a legendary boy

by Saad or sahd or saaad December 26, 2021