Saint Bedsheet

A way of saying that's your skipping Church to sleep in.

Oh, man. I was up all night playing Halo 2 on XBOX Live all night long. I think I'll be going to Saint Bedsheet tomorrow for Church.

by Carrera's Wedge March 20, 2007

Saint Adam

Saint Adam is the man who will always come thru for his people. Saint Adam doesn't try to shake you down, steal from you, or pull any bullshit. He is the man who will put your drunk ass in the taxi, slap some good cash and a chaser into the driver's hand, and make sure you get home safe. Saint Adam is not a Pimp, Slinger, or a Killer, but he knows people if you need one. He's a Gay, but he ain't trying to do you. He's all-star A-Gay and calls up the Gay Mafia to make things happen. Saint Adam is like part of the Gay Special Forces Unit, and he has one rule: "Leave no drink behind!"

"That bitch just left us standing on the curb, and Saint Adam called up the Gay Mafia, turned out the free drinks and everyone was sorted."

by Moz Posse February 8, 2010

saint andrews episcopal school

Saint Andrew's Episcopal School (SAES) is an Episcopalian elementary and middle school located in California with morals for strong academics and character. Children at Saint Andrew's grow up with a good sense of what to expect for in the future, and develop practical goals in which they succeed spiritually and academically. SAES provides a well-rounded curriculum from the arts, to meditation, to app inventing, to self-motivating and enduring physical education. As the kids grow to young adults, they start to lose innocence as they discover life's challenges and opportunities. Many of which at SAES are masked with morals of character start to question the values behind becoming a perfect, well rounded, child. From here out, some chose to unconsciously follow the suggested path of work/improvement without question, while others chose to question life, God, and the pursuit of happiness. Once in 8th grade, most kids at SAES have experienced enough work and lessons to know that they shall do what pleases them, whether it means being a person of character, or a person who realizes the innocence of the school children. Many kids grow up to be bright, wonderful, and succeed in many ways, while others may simply be unprepared for real-life problems such as being bullied, relationship break-ups, and becoming fired from a job.

Bartholomule: "Hey Birtha, Saint Andrews Episcopal School looks like a great place for my 8 year old son!"

Birtha: "It may seem like that at first, but SAES seems to keep too children innocent, causing them to fail epically in high-school when it comes to being popular, getting a boy/girl-friend, simply due to the fact that they don't know what words like "cum" or "condom" are."

Bartholumule: "OK well it seems like something I'm willing to sacrifice for a great education, maybe I could persuade them to put in a Sex Ed. Class."

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SAES Student (boy): "um-m-r... Hi Jessica, um... I think your pretty?... Um... So...um..."

SAES Student (Girl): "Awww you're so sweet! of course I'll be your Girlfriend!"

*Holds hands for 5 seconds and never speaks again*

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Boya: "Hey dude, that chick looks pretty damn hot in those tights!"

Brindolathumleyanola: "hell ya man, I so want to lick her pus--Her Puissance! I mean like those legs look like they can jump high!"

by Andrew the Apostle March 16, 2014

Saint John, Indiana

A town in NWI that is near Crown Point, Dyer, Schererville, and Cedar Lake. This town is definitely the snobbiest out of the tri-town area towns. Although most of the kids feed into Lake Central High School, these people act like they deserve their own high school separate from the "lesser" Schererville and Dyer people who may be just as well-off. They already got their own elementary and middle school so they are almost there! Kids from Saint John act like if you do not have a new house and new car, and new Abercrombie & Fitch clothes, that you don't have money. Also, the kids here like to pretend that they are from Chicago when in reality, many of their parents will not let them go because they are convinced that the whole city is ghetto. The worst part is that most Saint John residents used to live in nice places like Schererville and Dyer but moved to Saint John ONLY because it was the next big thing and so they can brag about how well they think they are doing while their friends in Schererville and Dyer enjoy their paid off cars and homes. Saint John is nothing but Faketown, USA.

Kid 1: Look over there...a douche from Saint John, Indiana!

Kid 2: How do you know?

Kid 1: Well between the brand new Lexus with the fact sheet still on the window, the A & F outfit with the tags still on them, and the fact that he lives in a brand new house in Lake Hills...yeah, I would say he lives in Saint John.

Kid 1: Ah I see!...But wait...how do you know where he lives?

Kid 2: He used to live in Schererville but his dad got a promotion and they moved. I used to be friends with him, but then he turned into a major douche!

Kids 1: Wow that's fucked up!

Kid 2: Eh, I don't care. His house is being foreclosed on now anyway.

by whydoyoucare1 April 17, 2011

saint's row

a video game coming out this fall for the Xbox 360. From the looks of it, it just might PWN Grand Theft Auto's ass!

GTA:SA is going to be fucking PWN3D by Saint's Row!

by T3hBeSt September 19, 2005

Saint Vincent Ferrer

a fantastic, small, all girls high school in the heart of Manhattan. Unlike Dominican Academy, Ferrer girls have the perfect Social life and academic life. Only if every girl could be as amazing as them.♥

Saint Vincent Ferrer, that adorable school on Lex?
Xavier boy: Damn that girl's funny and smart she has got to be comin' from Saint Vincent Ferrer!!!!

by Thegirlyouwillnevereverbex3 January 7, 2012

saint thomas aquinas

st Thomas Aquinas , a school in Oakville is for white rich kids or spoiled arabs who live near the lake in mansions . If you go there you’ll definetoy be going to some of the best parties in oak including getting drunk and baited just like most parties in Oakville ! Also the kids there are not religious at all and wear Canada gooses

Dina k : yo maya did u hear about what happened at saint Thomas aquinas

after school on Friday

Maya t : yaaa , shit went downnnn . I’m transferring

by I find November 18, 2017