Richard Simmons Rule

The Richard Simmons Rule states that adding Richard Simmons to anything makes said anything gayer than it was previously. This can be compounded infinitely.

<Imagine the gayest event ever.>
Person 1: I don't think this could get any gayer.
Person 2: Richard Simmons.
Person 1: Ahh, the Richard Simmons Rule, I stand corrected.

by Teknos February 19, 2009

Richard Pic

1. A picture of one's penis. A less explicit way of saying "dick pic". A nickname of the name Richard is 'Dick,' which is interchanged in this word so as not to sound so vulgar. A dick pic is a picture of a male's penis sent through text message, email, or usually, any other type of social media or forms of communication.

Ex 1:

*Three dudes are in a nursing home*
Dude 1: Guys, I sent a Richard Pic to Amanda last night!
Dude 2: Awesome! Did she like your dick pic?!
Elderly Person: SHH!!! No bad language!
Dude 2: Sorry! Did she like your Richard Pic?!

by Ecce Romani July 3, 2014

Richard Paul Pusey

A piece of crap. A waste of oxygen... Tells cancer victims that he hopes they die, laughs at people as they die and films it. You can replace almost any term for excrement with his last name.

Ewww I stepped in Richard Paul Pusey.
That piece of Richard Paul Pusey.
I took a huge Richard Paul Pusey in the restroom, I wouldnt go in there for about 30-45 minutes.

by Someboody13 April 26, 2020

Rachael

A very rare type of women to find. Beautiful, smart, loyal, kind, sweet, paitent, considered to be what every guy wishes for. Isn`t a fighter but if wanted to could kick your ass. Fragile, gentle, lovable, can maintain a steady relationship without problems or any fighting, can give hugs to warm your heart and kisses to satisfy. She has eyes that are easy to get lost in, hair softer than fleece, skin as soft as a baby`s bottom, lips like candy, body chizzled from the gods, is basically the girl every guy dreams of.

Guy #1: So I heard you were dating someone, who is it?
Guy #2: Rachael.
Guy #1: Phuck you.

Guy #2: Don`t be a hater.

by Your phackin` mother. :) May 24, 2010

richard cranium

replacement for dickhead.

That guy was a Richard Cranium.

by gomer September 13, 2006

Don't be a Richard

Literally translating to Don't be a Dick. Trust me, nobody wants an exposed Richard unless asked for.

"Bro, your girlfriends a serious ratchet."

"Hey, Don't be a Richard."

"Never cry over a hoe, bro! Never!"

by just.another.u.d.editor. April 15, 2013

Richards Muscle

The muscle in your forearm you get from masturbating.

Look how big his Richards muscle is!

by joshperson April 25, 2010