a cute ass potheaded mutha fucka who beasts it up on xbox live and is always burning his thumb when his parents go down the hill.
he is such a ruben, on the real though.
by rubenDaWG..XP July 7, 2011
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When you have sex on the side of the road and you cum in your partner's asshole, who spray's it all over the wind shield.
by Gregg Chen September 6, 2021
Get the Dirty ruben mug.Absolutely pointless "networking tool" that Minnesota sports fan overuse in an attempt to gain and then flaunt popularity. A potentially useful dating/networking tool for adults gone awry because it became a contest to see who could get the most "points" added... (and by "points" I mean other insecure members post in your thread to increase THEIR OWN points count). An addiction where you must sign on every .3232134 seconds to see if anyone posted a comment, or sent you a message.
It does serve as a purposeful tool for anyone who is feeling they are not as smart as the people they hang out with in real life. Just a few minutes on Rube Chat and you'll find yourself thinking that you just might be one of the smartest people in the world.
It does serve as a purposeful tool for anyone who is feeling they are not as smart as the people they hang out with in real life. Just a few minutes on Rube Chat and you'll find yourself thinking that you just might be one of the smartest people in the world.
Yo dawg I was totally getting schooled playing Trivial Persuit so I logged on to Rube Chat and within minutes I was schooling people with my knowledge of brown ties, sharts, religion, and politics! Oh and we talked some sports to.
by abilities July 6, 2006
Get the Rube Chat mug.The worst thing you will every discover, after watching one of her C̡̜̦̙̜͘͜͝ͅl҉̴̰̙̘̜͚̝̥̗̤̬̟̻̫͓̭i ̵̧̩̲̰̭̥͎̫̮͖̮͖̭̥c̴̼̻̻̮͕͓̟̝̲k̵͟҉̧̗͖͎̳̰͔͍̠̘͉̳̮͔̻͖̹̟͇̹ ҉̴̣̰͖̰̮̫͙̥̠͠͡ͅͅb ̡̺̗̼̣͉͖̻̹̦̬̺̰̩̀a͠҉̺̝̥̰͕̭͕͍͚͕i̶̢̖͉͖̳̘̠̣̝̼̯͢͞t̴̛͕̜̲͈̣͉͇̱̹̮̪̥̦̬̭̗̬̟̹ videos, you will wish that Kim jong un nuked her
by Zach Black harper May 7, 2018
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old perv 1: Have you checked out Rubmaps.com?
old perv 2: What's that?
old perv1: It's the site we go on to find girls that will service us. $100 a handjob, $200 for everything.
old perv2: Nice..I call escorts from Backpage or Craigslist.
old perv1: They're on their too!
old perv 2: What's that?
old perv1: It's the site we go on to find girls that will service us. $100 a handjob, $200 for everything.
old perv2: Nice..I call escorts from Backpage or Craigslist.
old perv1: They're on their too!
by johnyHE June 16, 2011
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