rowbot

What an unappreciated oars-operator feels like when he is always tasked with powering a skiff when one or more other humans wanna go for a paddle on da lake.

Parent: Now, children, we all need to take turns powering the boat today --- I'm not a "rowbot"! Everyone needs to pitch in equal shares of the work involved in a recreational activity, along with partaking of just the fun parts --- you aren't gonna expect ME to do all of the drudgery stuff! Any more than I should be expected to always haul the sled back up the hill in the wintertime when you all wanna go gleefully whizzing down it!

by QuacksO July 11, 2024

rowblox

Hm. Rowblox? Did you get scammed? I dunno bout you but like i'm sure you wanna play the child exploitation game known as Roblox.

kid: hey guys my mommy bought me rowblox
mature person: buddy you got scammed thats not roblox little stupido

by cremated fool from mars February 26, 2024

rowbust

Da physical condition dat a sculling competitor has to be in.

I love being on da water, but I detest noisy outboards and I've never been very rowbust, so I use an electric trolling-motor for quiet-and-effortless tootling around da lake.

by QuacksO October 11, 2024

asian rowboat

When there are three asians on a rowboat, role playing gay sex. By eating each other’s ass.

I saw gays on an asian rowboat.

by CoCoToasty June 5, 2018

Hobo Rowboat

It's that thing where you do a Dutch rudder, but to two guys while you sit in the middle.

That was a great hobo rowboat. Now you guys gotta go, my wife will be home soon

by DOOFUSDAD October 4, 2018

Sears Rowback

Da infamously-unreliable outboard 60's/'70's-era outboard motor from da first major "fixed prices" store --- it really "sears" your temper when you get putt-putted far out into da bay and then your prop-engine quits on you, and thus you are then obliged to "row back" all da way to da dock again!

It may indeed cost less to buy a Sears Rowback for your punt than a number of other manufacturer's outboards, but you will do well to make sure you bring a good pair of oars along in your boat --- further explanation unnecessary!

by QuacksO August 7, 2019

Havard Rowboat

When a row of guys sit behind each other belly to back naked and jack off the guy in front of them while the front guy yells stroke. 3 to 5 guys on a team. Winner is 1st team to have 2/3 of the team to ejaculate.

The USA Havard Rowboat team were exhausted after losing to France in the finals

by GUMBALICIOUS August 28, 2023