RoosterTail

the brown streak that occasionally runs up your back from an acute case of explosive diarrhea.

Dude, do me a favor and check my shirt for a RoosterTail --- I damn near sharted on the way to the mens room!

by lewbacca May 11, 2010

rooster jocky

slang terminology for a male homosexual

that guy zac is hitting on all the guys what a rooster jocky.

by jdomner312 May 2, 2009

Roister Roll

The act of unleashing uncontrollable bursts of laughter privately, (or publicly) to the point of hysteria or hyperventilation. A laugh is unique and entrusted to everyone, but a roister roll is for the gifted few blessed with overachieving glee!

Oh man....while eating at the cafe the other day, Brittany unleashed her roister roll.

Haha...was everyone in the place staring at you?

Are you kidding, of course, it had it's own echo.

by lennonutt March 28, 2011

runster

A runster is a cool, totally rad person who runs; for fun, fitness, weight loss - it don't matter. Long distances, short distances, slow or fast running in it's pureness.

That runster just finished a 5k. Impressive that runster is.

by The Running Dude February 12, 2014

rooster

(verb) When you secretly do not want someone to come to your event, so you blow up their phone via text very early in the morning and send a same day invite. By texting them early in the morning, you hope they will be too irritated by you waking them up to bother going to your event

I thought Chuck and I were good friends but then he rooster'd me his birthday party invite

by Mind-Blasting Productions January 24, 2021

Ass Roaster

An advanced sexual maneuver in which a female performs anal and oral sex simultaneously, and, using the both the two penises as an axis on which two rotate, is turned 360 degrees in a motion similar to that of a chicken on a rotisserie

Blake and Josh totally ass roasted Andy’s mom and sister last night.
I tried the ass roaster on Andy’s sister last night, and she enjoyed it thoroughly.

by Katie Fan 2 February 21, 2009

Flaccid Roosters

Group of middle aged (often overweight) male Mountain Bike rider who ride together on an irregular basis and then enter into ‘Race’ events to see who can finish last.

Flaccid Roosters - Team-Half-a-Bar (aka Fanta Pants & Geordie) - a two man male team of Mountain Bike riders who couldn't put together a strategy good enough to beat a team with a disabled rider!

Team Flaccid Roosters - bunch of old soft cocks

by Doctor Rooster December 5, 2011