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by It’s freaking fac May 5, 2022
Get the Cristu ronaldomug. Very great Guy but if you get on the wrong side of him he will mess you up stay with him too long you will fall in love but he’s lonely and sad he’s usually friends with a Richard or kaleb
Ronaldo is handsome
by Your nighbour hood snitch nine October 8, 2020
Get the Ronaldomug. THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME 🐐
by shayyk47 August 9, 2023
Get the Cristiano Ronaldomug. by cr7voice November 15, 2022
Get the Ronaldomug. Cristiano Ronaldo is the greatest football player of all time. He is 36 and he plays like a real beast that cant stop scoring goals. He has the most records in football. Champions league is one of the most important competitions in football and because of Cristiano's great performances that he shows there everytime people dont call it "UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE" anymore but they call it "UEFA CRISTIANO LEAGUE". He is the clutchest player ever because he saves his team almost everytime in the last minutes of the match if they are losing or drawing , so that's why every team fears Cristiano Ronaldo. He is also known as the most athletic player ever because of his physics and his ability to jump very high or tu run very fast and because of the tricks he do with the ball. So if anyone asks you "why is Cristiano Ronaldo the goat?" you know the reasons why he is the goat now.
Danny: "Ey bro Cristiano Ronaldo's goal last night was crazy , it was just 10 seconds before the final whistle and it was a banger."
Algevi : "I know bro , that's why he is the greatest of all time!"
Algevi : "I know bro , that's why he is the greatest of all time!"
by lilchoppa7 November 24, 2021
Get the Cristiano Ronaldomug. You take a girl back to her place, get into the bedroom, donkey kick her in the fucking teeth, and leave through the fire escape
Yo, I gave this girl the hardest Messi-Ronaldo last night. She called me the next day, but I couldn’t figure out what she wanted, so I went back and gave her another Messi-Ronaldo.
by Messi-Ronaldo ;) April 15, 2019
Get the Messi-Ronaldomug. to describe a person who is an attention seeker or a person who is always arrogant and jealous of others' success
You shouldn't be friend with him. He's so cristiano ronaldo. He always mocks others if they succeed in the things he always thinks that he's the best at it.
by totheinfinityandbeyond October 31, 2023
Get the cristiano ronaldomug.