Roof sex

Verb meaning that you have sex with someone on top of a roof of a house or building.

Dude I brought that girl back to my place and we had roof sex!

by FrenzyFinder August 6, 2008

On the fucking roof

To be very, very happy; ecstatic; overjoyed.

"My girlfriend's arse has healed up, so anal is back on the menu - I'm on the fucking roof!"

by Gordon Morrice January 10, 2008

Rusty Roof, Damp Cellar

A Rusty Roof, Damp Cellar refers to a girl with red hair.

If a house has a rusty roof, it is common for the cellar to be wet or damp. In extreme cases the cellar can be flooded, or if the damp course has been affected, Mildew can be found. Hence, if a girl has a head of red hair, it is assumed that her genitalia will be marginally moist at the least.

To summarise, the following phrases mean that someone has seen a girl / woman (usually that they find attractive)

Rusty roof, damp cellar,

Rusty roof, flooded cellar,

Rusty roof, mildew cellar.

damp - attractive
flooded - stunning
mildew - just a stone cold hottie.

Hey John, you see that girl over there?

yeah? the cute one with the rusty roof, damp cellar?

uh-huh, i reckon mildew cellar for sure, the damp course is totally shagged - thats got my name written all over it!

by bashatonic August 20, 2012

ROFFLMFAOWPIMPWMTLSMBIIAGSSATKMBILTMAIHMSTHBAIAB

Rolling On Fucking Floor Laughing My Ass Off While Peeing In My Pants While Masturbating To Love Sex Magic Because It Is A Good Sex Song And Then Killing Myself Because I Laughed Too Much And It Hurt My Sides Thats How Bad Ass I Am Bitch!

rollingonfuckingfloorlaughingmyassoffwhilelongstuffdon'tfeellikeputtingallofitbitchblahROFFLMFAOWPIMPWMTLSMBIIAGSSATKMBILTMAIHMSTHBAIAB

by UlquiorraTheSecond June 1, 2009

roffleshot

Colloquial term used in computer games, particularly first person shooters. It refers to a shot that is so good, or lucky, it causes one to 'rofl' - to roll on the floor laughing.

That was a complete roffleshot, you're head came right off.

by Smiling Nihilist June 27, 2005

roof pong

Esentially, beer pong on someones roof. Ping Pong table or something close is included in this. A typical Ping Pong ball is used. Don't fall off the roof or it ruins the whole game.

Dude, last night we played roof pong at Joe's and I got totally wasted!

by i don't July 3, 2005

Roof Juice

Liquid runoff from buildings that drip onto unsuspecting pedestrians, primarily from either gutters, air conditioners, or overhangs.

I just got some roof juice from the apartment's air conditioner hanging out the window.

by Vocabman1 October 31, 2011