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ROFFLESTOMP

To totally destroy an opponent who had no chance of winning. This is most used in PVP video games and usually pertains to a situation where through either numbers, gear or some other quantifiable aspect of the game the outcome was a foregone conclusion. Derives from the internet acronym ROFL to illustrate that the victor is "rolling on the floor laughing" while defeating his or her opponent.
"I went into Warsong Gulch last night and got rofflestomped by a premade with all Season 3 Gear."
ROFFLESTOMP by Montague2008 March 26, 2008

rofflehouse

From ROFL. A bastardization of Waffle House. Similar to Lollerskates. Denotes excessive hilarity. Used in World Of Warcraft sometimes.
OMFG. He DI'ed Razorgore FTW? I bet he eats at ROFFLEHOUSE.
rofflehouse by Camembert November 11, 2005

rofflesocks 

Used by people who have lost the plot or like to be unique. They have meerly taken "roffle" and added "socks" to it.
Punchlineman: And then he said "CAR!"
Laugher1: LOL! THATS GREAT!
Laugher2: ROFFLESOCKS!
Laugher1: WTF? What j00 smoke phewl?
Punchlineman: And where can we get some?
rofflesocks by SammyfromRV October 7, 2005

Rofflestomp

A saying used by really 1337 gamers. When someone gets rofflestomped, you know they got pwnt pretty hard, AND it was funny. Used in Counter-Strike frequently.
*Guy gets rofflestomped*
D00d #1 "Lawl roffle he just got rofflestomped"
D00d #2 "Pwnt it was h4x t00"
Rofflestomp by CapnJazz1 December 9, 2008

Rofflestomp

When taking a shower somebody takes a poo and proceeds to shove it down the drain with your foot
The shower was fun when I rofflestomped
Rofflestomp by Rofflestomp October 21, 2017
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