texas reboned ham

when a female is not available for a date,warm up a ham,name it after the girl you most wanted to date, yank the bone out of a ham and use the hole for your pleasure.

dang,i couldnt becky lee to go out with me on friday night so i had to use the ole fallback plan with a good ole texas reboned ham and becky was good.

by the fighting armadillo December 21, 2010

Roman Empire reconstitution movement

A movement that seeks to reconstitute or reform the Roman empire both in teratorial extent and type of government either by bring the nations of Europe together or conquest. And then to extend it over the rest of the world till it becomes a world government.

He's in the Roman Empire reconstitution movement.

by Judge dredd7 August 3, 2011

redonkeykong

Something so absurd it can only be described by utilizing nintendo characters, to prevent the conversation from getting confusing

The whole situation was pretty redonkeykong, Mario was totally out of line when he said that to Donkey Kong.

by Jewsecks July 11, 2007

redonculous

something so rediculous that it is redonculous (I know this is circular); beyond rediculous
My friend Francesca says it all the time

you were waiting 45 minutes? for a hamburger?? That is totally redonculous

by Samuel Freedman December 8, 2004

ghost recon 2

the sequel to ghost recon. takes place in 2007 on ps2 and 2011 on xbox last time I checked. out now on xbox and coming to ps2 sometime in december.gamecube and pc? next spring suckas. banned in korea because they said the story "went too far"

then the koreans said it was obvious to the rest of the world how much we hated them. it's just a game

by Adrian November 26, 2004

Christian Reconstructionist

One of the many lovely Americans (using the term loosely) who mistakingly believes that our established free nation is merely a pot of clay for them to mold into a theocratic, religious fanatic regime where Mosaic Law (basically Sharia law, Old Testament version) is forced upon all and anyone who doesn't adhere to the established religion and beliefs is persecuted and killed. Basically this is the Christian version of the Muslim cleric/fanatic. This term is not to be confused to refer to merely anyone of the Christian religion.

Person 1: "Did you hear Christian Reconstructionist Bradlee Dean talk about how Sharia law is more moral than American values because it brutally slaughters gays and lesbians? Then he accused gays of tearing down our country's fabric to allow Sharia law"

Person 2: "Huh. Maybe he should try getting his facts straight before he opens his mouth. Someone ought to ship him over to Iran if he loves it so much"

Person 1: "He'd sure be much happier preaching the Gospel..."

by Secularist October 21, 2011

Redonculous

A more ridiculous way to say ridiculous.

Man did you see Marks new rims, they are Redonculous!!!!

by Willie-B November 21, 2006