Retirement Zombie

A person who is using a legacy bank that limits what they're allowed to invest in to save for retirement.

Hal almost lost his entire 401(k) to fees because he forgot to roll it over when he switched jobs, he's a retirement zombie!

by Retired Satoshi September 25, 2023

retire

The word or slang "retire" means give up basically.

Retire lil bro
You gotta retire after that one.

by haunter120 December 12, 2023

Retired toxic

A guy who "used to" be toxic, but now knows how to trick you better into thinking he's not toxic. Its the guy that shallow girls in their mid 30s make mistakes with now that they're slightly too smart to make mistakes with fuckbois in their 20s.

"Krista: I only date retired toxic men now, because i've learned my lesson"

"Rachel: You dumb Bee, he's still a jerk, you just don't know it!"

by fresheneesz December 21, 2023

Retirement Banner

When you display all of your highest achievements on a game before you log off for the last time

You haven’t quit the game until you make a retirement banner

by Bob-Ross June 16, 2024

Retiretainment

Entertainment you have set aside for when you retire.

My Retiretainment is playing my video game collection.

by UnicornMidna March 2, 2025

Retired

Another word for "retard"

Random guy: I'm retired
Borat Sagdiyev: You are retard

by ʔ May 1, 2025

retirement play

A term used when someone makes so much money from a single trade, investment, or meme coin that they can permanently stop working. Usually involves extreme luck, absurd risk, and a total disregard for traditional financial advice.

Example:
I bought ALIENFART and hit the retirement play. Now I don't have to work ever again.

by zzeargaegrearg July 17, 2025