Any shoe with a Velcro closure. This stems for the assumption that tying laces is too difficult for a mentally challenged person, hence the Velcro. More often than not, these shoes tend to be some sort of cheap athletic shoe.
1)Dude, no club is gonna let you in with them retard shoes!
2)I ain’t going no place with you in them retard shoes! Damn, dont you have any self respect!
2)I ain’t going no place with you in them retard shoes! Damn, dont you have any self respect!
by Slang Monitor December 13, 2008
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A 'retards mistake' is when someone surprisingly do something good, great or extraordinary even though everybody expected differently.
You expect a retard to do something retarded but if the retard do good. It must be a mistake...
The expression is from 'Life', a movie starring Martin Lawrence and Eddie Murphy.
The example given in 'Life', is when 'Can't get right' (Bokeem Woodbine) to everybody's surprise hit the ball during a baseball game. Everybody thought he was retarded, but he was just a mute...
You expect a retard to do something retarded but if the retard do good. It must be a mistake...
The expression is from 'Life', a movie starring Martin Lawrence and Eddie Murphy.
The example given in 'Life', is when 'Can't get right' (Bokeem Woodbine) to everybody's surprise hit the ball during a baseball game. Everybody thought he was retarded, but he was just a mute...
"-George Bush just talked two minutes without any mispronunciation or nonsense coming from his lips.
-That must be a rare example of a retards mistake."
-That must be a rare example of a retards mistake."
by Brune Hugorm August 3, 2010
Get the retards mistake mug.The unexplainable excessive growth of a mentally challenged mans dong. An evolutionary trait brought about to make up for a lack of other senses and abilities.
Retard dong AKA the "rainmaker" is often seeked out by overbearing women with a strong desire to find purpose.
Retard dong AKA the "rainmaker" is often seeked out by overbearing women with a strong desire to find purpose.
by Manuterus May 14, 2015
Get the retard dong mug.When you eat food that is too hot, so the person is breathing quickly to try and cool down the scalding food that is in their mouth, in which they would look like a retarded dragon.
Yo man, did you see me just now? Those pizza rolls were so hot I looked like I was a retarded dragon.
by JuliusPepperwood May 24, 2015
Get the Retarded Dragon mug.A name for a retard with autism. This name can also be used in situations when you just want someone to go away. For example: The special kid is asking you to get him a juice box. You say, SHUT UP RETARDOAUTIST. He will go REEEEEE MOMMY WHERES MY CHEETO IPAD and then just run away to break another wall. Problem solved :)
Timmy is such a retardoautist. He plays minecraft and clash royale on his Cheeto IPad! Oh no! He just spilled HI-C on his moms phone. It will be pretty hard to clean that off.
by Roblafo May 23, 2017
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