requestion

A request that you do something, but doing it is formed as a pseudo question--often by a figure of authority--that's really a statement. (BTW--requests from your girl/boy friend in such a manner don't count; that's called rhetoric).

Scene: in an all-department meeting; your name is Beauchamp
The requestion...
Your boss: Beauchamp, could you put together an outline of every promo event from last year by tomorrow?

You: think WTF?!

say I'm on it

do pretend to make a reminder note to yourself

by Sensitive Singer/Stockbroker March 2, 2022

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A stupid idiot.

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by SuperMarioGalaxy173 February 5, 2024

OIYGA ride-request

Where you ask someone if he can take you somewhere in his vehicle, but "only if you're going anyway"; this ensures that he will not hafta use much if any extra gas to accommodate your travel-needs.

I really appreciate how my neighbor always lets me ride along in his pickup truck to the big city whenever I want to pick up bulk supplies at Home Depot or WalMart, and so I always just make OIYGA ride-requests whenever possible, and then I either reimburse him for his gas or perform a few odd jobs for him in the rare instances when I actually do need a "special ride".

by QuacksO September 9, 2018

Amos’s Request

Something that you can ignore

Hey did you hear about Amos’s Request?
Yeah it’s something you can ignore.

by Krammil July 12, 2022

Purchase Request

A fictional form often neglected in companies in favour of "Nah, we'll just swipe the company card—faster that way!"

Employee: Do we need a purchase request for this?

Manager: Nahhh just put it on the company card

by MethodicalPenguin August 26, 2024

Friend Request

Your Ticket to hell

"This asshole sent me a friend request on twitter"

by the SD60 in your bedroom December 18, 2021

Subject Access Request

Ohohohoho... Aaron...

Hym "I INVOKE MY RIGHT TO SUBMIT A

件名アク SUBJECT ACCESS REQUEST!!!セス要求 WHO CREATED AI BITCH!?"

by Hym Iam April 26, 2025