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Reality is created by the mind. Relasticy is created by the universe and therefore impossible for the human brain to fully comprehend.
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Pilot on intercom: “We’ve lost all our last engine, trying to perform a water landing, buckle in and follow emergency instructions.
Optimist: “I’m sure it’ll be fine.”
Pessimist: “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!”
Realist: (with silent judgement) “We’re likely time die, even though there is a chance of survival... but I’m not too hopeful, like that stupid optimist or too panicked like that pathetic pessimist...”
Optimist: “I’m sure it’ll be fine.”
Pessimist: “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!”
Realist: (with silent judgement) “We’re likely time die, even though there is a chance of survival... but I’m not too hopeful, like that stupid optimist or too panicked like that pathetic pessimist...”
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Pilot on intercom: “We’ve lost all our last engine, trying to perform a water landing, buckle in and follow emergency instructions.
Optimist: “I’m sure it’ll be fine.”
Pessimist: “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!”
Realist: (with silent judgement) “We’re likely time die, even though there is a chance of survival... but I’m not too hopeful, like that stupid optimist or too panicked like that pathetic pessimist...”
Optimist: “I’m sure it’ll be fine.”
Pessimist: “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!”
Realist: (with silent judgement) “We’re likely time die, even though there is a chance of survival... but I’m not too hopeful, like that stupid optimist or too panicked like that pathetic pessimist...”
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