butt raisin

That unfortunate small bit of poo that gets stuck in your crack. It's missed in the general wipe/cleansing process but ultimately is discovered due to it's odor.

Sometimes the only poo that comes out when constipated, little bits.

I'm so constipated all I can pass is butt raisins.

by Southern Cook again January 16, 2009

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Raisin Fetish

When 2 or more individuals have excessive amounts of sex in a shower, bath tub, dank cave, or other distinctly moist area. One or both of the individuals will become extremely "pruney" and wrinkled. If the sex continues, either one, or both of the individuals is said to have a raisin fetish.

Dude: We've been in the shower a while, huh?

Chick: Yeah, I'm all pruney!

Dude: Like a raisin! I'm boning a raisin! This is so wrong... but so hot... I have a raisin fetish!

Chick: "OOOhhHHhhOoooHHoooOOohhh, I'm A RAAAAAIISSIIIN"

by Lordtodd May 2, 2012

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Raisin cookie

A person who seems very nice, but turns out to be an asshole. Similar to how you’d mistake a raisin cookie as a chocolate chip one.

Dude: Have you met Pricilla?
Dude #2: Yeah, I have. She really is a raisin cookie, y’know?

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california raisins

Whats left under the foreskin after an uncircumsized guy has anal sex.

When I pulled my dick out of her poop chute I had California raisins all up under my foreskin.

by Dick McPlenty April 22, 2003

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blazin raisin

a person who is above the age of 25 and still smokes.

a stoner that is way to old to still be smoking. MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE. grow up!
(blazin=stoner raisin=old)

My blazin raisin brother is married and has two kids and still can't put down the herb

by noelle miller January 26, 2009

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