Desk Rage

The peak of office employee stress levels which ultimately starts with the screaming of vulgar language within the workplace. It can often times lead to assaulting fellow employees, abusing office equipment and/or stealing of company property, abusing sick days and ultimately poor production at work. A possible side effect is that the employee continues to take out his or her rage at their residence in the form of kicking small animals and drinking heavily.

With my pending at work and the amount of people calling me each day I'm on the brink of desk rage and one day I'm going to break and take it out on that weird guy that sits next to me.

by The Russ Buss November 29, 2006

Rage Ejaculate

v. To spew forth semen in an angry or otherwise furious manner.

"I swear to God, if you don't stop that I'm going to rage ejaculate all over you and your extended family, pets included."

by DHK 2010 May 3, 2010

Fang Rage

Fang Rage

The uttermost extreme form of nerd raging that can occur in the universe. Fang Rage can result in lost of brain cells, penis in blender, table smashing, wrist cutting, FPS Doug mode, and possibly bloody diarrhea out the ears. So far there is only one being in the universe capable of Fang Rage. However every time some types/says his name, a baby mudkip is killed.

Person 1: LOL OWNED
Person 2: AHJKFHAKJF HEY FUCK YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF AND PLAY YOUR LITTLE MONEY HACKING STARCRAFT GAMES WITH YOUR HACKS FUCKING CHEATER. *Rage Quit*
Person 1: Geez Fang Rage much?

by BaoKhoaVu May 31, 2010

cute rage

The insuppressible emotion experienced upon sight of an unbelievably cute animal that causes the brain to overload and create a sensation of rage at the world for having created a creature so incomprehensively adorable and not placed it directly in your lap. Can only be relieved by punching or smashing a nearby object and then talking in a crazy voice about how you want to smash said animal's face or pull its ears off when in reality it is so precious that if it crawled up to you you'd just dissolve into a puddle of goo.

Person 1: "Look at the fluffy baby bunny on Zooborns!"
Person 2: ***CUTE RAGE*** "OH MY GOD IT'S SO PRECIOUS I WANT TO RIP ITS LITTLE EARS OFF!"

by EmLove August 20, 2013

Groid Rage

The effect of warm summer heat on certain species. Incidents of rape, random stabbings and murder tend to increase dramatically when Groid-Rage is experienced.

Your honour, my client was suffering from seasonal Groid Rage and therefore cannot be held responsible for his actions.

by McCeltunstein July 17, 2021

Left 4 Dead Rage

Rage built up by playing Left 4 Dead 1 or 2, usually occurs from the game not loading on the first, second or tenth time. Sudden connection loss during a really good and close game of Left 4 Dead versus. Or when after waiting a while to finally get a versus game going one of the sides quits when it doesn't win the first level in a crushing victory. And finally horrible connection lag when playing a good game, often leading to poor aim, not being able to help a teammate quickly, or, if playing as infected, accidently spawning in front of the humans with enough time for them to kill you before you can do anything.

It's that Left 4 Dead Rage, it'll get to you.

by Gundam Hater April 20, 2011

tard rage

when a retard is sent into a rage acquiring super-human strength

dude, don't piss him off, or he'll break out the tard rage

by daddy March 8, 2004