Sue queue

The period of time between the court signing of a subpoena and being served said subpoena. In most cases the one being sued is blissfully unaware that he/she is currently dwelling in the sue queue, which makes it's meaning all that much more definitive.

Last week Johnny was sue queue'in up damn near the whole town when he left his computer running on autosue. How dare he!

by Trjv April 25, 2019

Shiru Queue

When you ditch your whole friends to play a game solo after you all waited too long gather more friends and you simply waste everyone's time.

Shiru queue? More like this ape legit went solo q faceit when we were just 10 players.

by nomadvagabond March 7, 2021

Cunt queue

A queue for cunts.”

“You, go stand over there! It’s where the cunt queue begins”. “You’re in the cunt queue“ “is this the queue for cunts?

by Christ4 June 5, 2021

colon queue-jumper

A completely unwarrented and unexpected arrival in you back passage during a quiet fart.

Laundry maid: "sir there appears to be a spot of shit in your briefs"

Master: "oh that, thats just a troublesome colon queue-jumper that got the jump on me as I was waiting for comunian"

by Mothers Secret Lover February 10, 2022

(I-)Queue less

Someone who puts on a song, without adding it to the queue, resulting in skipping the song there is playing.

Individuals who do this have a very low IQ, or they might just have been listing to jazz.

Person 1: "Can I put a song on"
Person 2: "Of course"

Person 1: *Just pressing play*
Person 2: "Are you fucking (I-)Queue less"

by Cocaine Koala May 2, 2022

The Queue

After the death of queen Elizabeth II of England a Queue across the city of London formed to see her final resting place. The Queue has been called "the Queue to end all Queues" and has reached a length of 5 miles, a subsequent "queue to join the queue" has also formed, as The Queue had to be capped by queue officials at 5 miles. A 14 hour waiting time should be expected when joining the queue.

"How do you know you are loved by the British"
"Idk"
"A 5 mile long queue to say goodbye forms across London"
"Ah, you mean, "The Queue"?"

by kweenofbritland September 16, 2022

POO QUEUE

A Poo Queue is where a solid poo blocker is wedged in your colon and you cannot pass it out.

The poo then forms behind the blocker and causes a poo queue.

James was slightly constipated by a solid bit of poo (The blocker) and this has caused a poo queue for a week.

by Mikool77 July 13, 2023