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Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to

It’s usually the answer you don’t want to know.

Another form of Tom Krause’s quote
“never ask questions you don’t want to know the answers to” but more suited for using in conversation.

Often used by cheating girlfriends and wives after hoeing around.
Mark: Hey babe, where were you last night?
Susan: Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to

Mark: Sucked off your ex, didn’t you?
by Pushover42069 January 22, 2020
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the question game

The 'offical' name for the game in which two people play normally while flirting to "get to know each other better." The rules depend on the players and are usually made up as the game goes along, but the basic jist is that the players take turns asking questions and you can't lie. The questions are usually sexual in nature and the game is a tool used to measure the person's skanky-ness.
Mark: Want to play the question game?
Jess: Sure.
Mark: So...how far have you gone?
ect ect ect
by raydar April 16, 2006
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questionable

Un-sure about something, dont know a persons true intentions, unknown.
Is that a guy or a girl? His sex is surely questionable.

or

Anna Nicole Smith is marrying an old man. Whoa, her intentions are sure questionable.
by ookiemonster April 20, 2003
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dumb question

a statement made before asking a questions of which one is supposed to be really familiar with the answer
Fred: Mike, 'Dumb question', how do you display a full screen of a power point presentation
Mike: Dude, press F5.
by mulele January 15, 2011
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Questionmaster

A Question asking Muthaf*cker!!
James Fox is a questionmaster.
by Az, Cross, Dane December 7, 2004
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Reggie Question

A question so foolish that the person asking it already knows the answer.
Any of the following are Reggie Questions:Are you still wearing that hat, Are you buying that apartment?, Are you going to Bhangra Fusion?
by Jake Plummers Stache August 17, 2006
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Morally Questionable

Might have committed a war crime or two here and there, but generally of debatable morality.
by Kizza7984 November 20, 2020
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