The Queer Flu

The symptom one may have that leads to a Dr. visit where you then learn you are HIV positive.

Tommy: Dude I'm feeling like shit, I don't know what it is...
Mark: What'd you eat? Maybe it's food-poisoning...
Tommy: Nothin' out of the norm. Just a bagel and and a big slam filled with my own urine...
Mark: Did you wear a rubber with that Cambodian hooker last weekend?
Tommy: No. Why would I?
Mark: Dude, you may have the queer flu! You might want to get checked.

by The Black Jack Tripper July 23, 2009

passing the queer

Passing counterfeit money.

There were at least two operations in the counterfeiting scam. The first was the actual engraving and printing of the notes, the second the "passing off" these notes, or as it was called "passing the queer."

by josephhwhitejr June 12, 2008

queerdrum

A gay eardrum that tends to only hear things that are queer or homosexual.

A person with a queerdrum usually turns normal conversations into something sexual pertaining to a dick, a penis, or an ass.

Girl: "You're not using your pick right on the E string."
Guy: "He's not using his dick right on his G-string?"
Girl: "There you go again listening from your queerdrum again.."

by Matt Huff August 28, 2009

queer dear

a nicer sounding way of saying fag hag

She's always going out to gay strip clubs with Willy and John, she's their queer dear.

by pendragoness July 30, 2009

Queercake

Someone who takes their dirty deeds to a bakery.

A big black guy who bulldozes you over in an intense game of basketball.

That kid just fuckin bulldozed me over.
Hes a fuckin queercake!

by Hailee Corin February 20, 2009

queer the deal

To somehow ruin an arrangement despite favorable odds.

"Stacy likes you a lot, but she's a liberal, so don't queer the deal by mentioning how conservative you are."

by Michael Gaertner May 4, 2005

queer eye

Based upon a show on BravoTv cable "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy", in which the fab five-An interior designer, a fashion stylist, a chef, a beauty guru and a "concierge of cool" — who is responsible for all things hip, including music and pop culture (and all very, very, gay) - take a heterosexual guy and do a total lifestyle makeover so that he will be hip and urbane. (Note: None of the Fab 5 are Bears or Leathermen - which might help in the workplace.)

Batman, staring George Clooney was a Queer eye for the Bat Guy movie when Batman wore the Bat suit with nipples on it.

by Klaatu June 28, 2005