quantocratic

A person/process supporting the ideas of a quantocracy

John didn't concern himself with the emotional appeals of the Republicans, Democrats and Libertarians, for he was a Quantocratic fellow and would allow the evidence to speak for itself.

by whisperstream December 17, 2014

quantophile

One who is obsessed with numbers.

Never mind him, he's just a quantophile statistician.

by JDeen March 9, 2015

Quantify-a-licious

The creamy yummy deliciousness used to quantify your self worth on a piece of paper to be hacked off on by your boss in order to get more money annually.

Your Boss tells you: "Your annual review is due by Monday!"

You Say" "Nice, I'll shoot you my Quantify-a-licious self review as soon as i get done playing this level of Dawn of Sorcery."

by SgtBallz July 13, 2010

Quantiferized

The state of freaking out and being in awe after some awesome CARD TRICK you just saw that has changed your view of life, the world, yourself, and the UNIVERSE!

"omg this card magician is a miracle worker!"

SHAAAA!!! You have been Quantiferized! Mindfreak can kiss my ass!

by The Quantiferizer February 19, 2011

quantemplate

To go into seemingly deep thought or conversation about quantum physics or some other highly abstract topic. Usually happens when zoning out in class.

Class got boring, so Mark and I spaced out and just started to quantemplate the universe.

by russianseptember September 27, 2013

quandouchay

The ultimate douchebag. A guy who is a douchebag in every possible way, taking being a douchebag to a whole new level.

"With his BMW, Birkenstocks, pony tail, and faggy liberal attitude, he qualifies as a real quandouchay"

by SAM54 February 8, 2014

quantantalomagist

A word that I made up and am adding to urban dictionary so I can say its a thing. You can now use this word to sound smart as no one will know what it means.

Person 1: Well do you know what a quantantalomagist is?!
Person 2: Uhh no cause that's not a thing.
Person 1: Oh yeah?
*proceeds to make urban dictionary page*

by FuknBreadCrumbs July 25, 2016